so I'm huffing along the last quarter or so of my 3 mile run today and I'm going a bit slower because I haven't done it in a while, and this pretty broad with a stupid pink bow in her hair and this plaid shirt and really tight jean shorts blazes past me. She turns with this stupid grin on her face as if to say 'hey bozo what's up; why so slow?'
She doesn't notice this stick that's on the ground a few paces in front of her, and just as I'm about to say 'look out' she leaps over it without even looking. She disappeared around the corner and I didn't see her at the end of my run.
Rollerbladers shouldn't be allowed on foot trails.
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"WTF is wrong with my brain" - SmartMuffin