And today an old woman asked me where the ketchup was. I took her to the ketchup and she grabbed the small bottle for around $1.50. I noticed that the larger bottle was on sale for a dollar and I mentioned this to the woman. Her response?
She said "Why would I ever need that much ketchup?!" before storming off.
The only reason I could understand someone saying this was if they were planning on dying soon. It's not like ketchup goes bad and you're paying less money for more ketchup!
This is my life
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skull