Alright, I started playing the game. I named Link "Link." I was going to name him Batman but I decided against it, mostly because Link is not cool enough to pass himself off as Batman. I began playing the game and...HOLY F*** THE DOUBLE VISION.
This is as good a time as any to tell you guys I'm playing the 3DS version. This is my first 3DS game. I began playing with the 3D bar thinking maybe it was too high. Even the lowest setting game me double vision from hell. Before I progressed with the story, I just began running around the village to get a feel of the 3DS and the 3D. The double vision was annoying the hell outta me. The 3DS itself feels a bit weird compared to the DS, I'd recommend you wait a bit. They are definitely going to have a redesign.
L and R buttons feel a bit clunky, and the analog stick is a bit awkward to use when holding L.
Okay, that's it. I'm turning off the damn 3-huh. When I was about to turn off the 3D(medium setting) my eyes adapted all of a sudden. It was really, really sudden. My head no longer hurts, I can move away from the 3DS a bit and it doesn't break the effect, and the 3D looks impressive as hell.
...What the hell. Huh. Hand is beginning to get used to the 3DS as well, but I still think the stick is placed at a rather bad place for games that make you hold L a lot(like Zelda). Alright, 3D is great, hand is used to the 3DS, time to progress with the plot a bit. I began walking around the village, and saw a guy humping a rock. Seriously what the hell. I imagine I'm 10 years or so late to that joke. I regret nothing.
A dickbag is blocking my way. I need to get a damn shield and a sword because he is a dickbag, and that's what dickbags do. I begin walking around for a bit, looking for the shop and-uh battery warning.
...Gee looks like I forgot to charge the 3DS before playing! I'm surprised it even lasted this long.
Uh I'll continue later once it's charged.
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