On Thursday, September 15th, a man wearing a jetpack took an illegal weapon and set the local cardboard box factory ablaze. One homeless man, who is currently undergoing intensive care, sustained third degree burns from this senseless act of arson. The defendant is this man, and today he stands here in front of the court, verbally admitting to his crimes without a single pang of remorse. What we see here is nothing more than a petty psychopath who deserves to be hung at the gallows.
--
maybe, lol