I hate it when everyone on your team goes into fights 2v3 with the other 2 MIA (who stunningly pop out of the bush to kill them) and get pissed at me (vayne) for not ever joining teamfights
sorry guys I'm not keen on suiciding, I'll do what I do best which is not die as much as possible while letting someone else get focused so I can get 3 shots off before I get facerolled
also, someone else picking a competent tank every once in a while would be a nice change. I appreciate it when someone else plays the tank so I can play a champ that does damage for a change, but I'd really much rather you just tell us you suck at it so we can just dodge and not waste an hour of our lives