But she's towing an anchor
A junior investment banker
Who's talkin' 'bout herself and not much more
So buy her a beer
It's the reason you're here
Mighty Wingman
You're takin' one for the team
So your buddy can live the dream...
*high note* Wiiiiingmaaaaaaaan
Why is Coors Light marketing so great and their beer so bad?
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It is what it is.