Noble Princess Anri looked down in despair from her ivory tower as all but three legendary warriors assembled for the coming battles against the dark lord Evilordexdeath and his minions.
"Tragically, milady," spoke Ramuh with the tone of a wise man. "Catoblepas rammed itself cleanly into a mountain where it suffocated while attempting to bring coal for our operations. Mindflayer tried to sense the evil brewing in the dark lord Evilordexdeath's mind and suffered a sudden heart attack. And Seraph was fatally beaten in the streets of Zozo for all the coin it was worth."
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"Setsuna, you have to change. To make up for me... who didn't change." ~SCP~
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