"I am oblivious to any potential flaw I may have. No sane and intelligent person would ever see issue with any of my actions or behavior. I justify any person's dislike towards me as undeserved or rebellious. Furthermore, I ration it with whatever irrelevant scientific notion I deem appropriate. I clearly do nothing wrong, and am an upstanding citizen, both on and off this gaming community. Legitimate justifications exist for any and all of my tendencies that may seem ill-willed or inappropriate. For example, I'm only so antagonizing towards these GameFAQs users, because I believe that none of them are anywhere near my level of intelligence, integrity, or overall worth.
It is perfectly acceptable to be disliked, as long as deep down I know that they are at fault for disliking me. As the sole capable and intelligent person belonging to this community, it is my responsibility to remind others of their inferiority at all times. Any attempt to partake in peaceful or friendly conversation shall not be tolerated, because frankly, no one deserves to engage in such acts with a person such as myself. I get off on belittling and dehumanizing the members of the GameFAQs community, not because I am sick or demented, but because the GameFAQs community needs someone like me. The community is simply a bunch of rebellious children, and as the only capable user here, it is my duty to remind these users of what they really are, and remind them of the kind of behavior they should and can be exposed to. I am honestly doing everyone a favor by continuing to act this way, and it confounds me to no end that this fact is not accepted by the rest of the community."
Discuss.
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"It is important that supporters and everyone at the club remembers that the cannon on the chest is more important than anybody."