let's see if I can figure out where I was gonna go with IMPACT
Pre-show: AMW/Faces of Fear dueling promos (53); Daivari d. Swick (49); Freebirds promo on the Samoans (58)
-Abyss comes out to talk about Truth, but Morrison cuts him off, clearly not impressed. Abyss is just not scary, but Morrison is the future of the company. Abyss warns Morrison he could wind up like Truth, but Morrison laughs him off. Match tonight.
Rating: 69
-Match: Dire Wolves v. Noir and Cor Von
Edwards squeaks by with a close win.
Rating: 71
-Team ECW keep proving they're better than the Golden Dragons. They're going to do it again tonight.
Rating: 57
-Match: Golden Dragons/RnR v. Team ECW/Priceless
It takes a timely assist from AAE, but Sabu scores the win.
Rating: 69
-Tag Titles: Samoans d. Hart Dynasty
Rating: 54
-Strike Force are cutting a promo backstage when Slater and Finlay crash the party. They want their win back from last week, and will show Strike Force for the fools they are!
Rating: 68
-Match: Colt v. Barr
lol squash
Rating: 78
Great chemistry!
-Guerrero pops up on the tron and tells Colt his win means nothing, because he knows Colt won't win at Slammiversary! In fact, he has a plan next week to ensure that!
Rating: 67
-Match: Abyss/Styles v. MNM
MNM come a lot closer to a win here than one might expect, but Abyss and Styles pull it out in the end.
Rating: 83
-MNM jump Abyss in the ring.
Rating: 66
Post-show: MEGABRAWL (80); Slaughter/Shango d. Speed Muscle (44)
Overall: 74 SUCCESS lol angles Doi overused
Rating: 2.88
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)