My computer overheated and I had to re-do IMPACT
Pre-show: Kazarian teases Daivari over Hassan's performance (C-); Cor Von squahsed Swick (C-); Slaughter attempts to train Kidd with Smith's help (D)
-Guerrero comes out to bloat about his victory, but is predictably cut off by RUMBLE WINNER COLT CABANA. Colt cuts a quick promo, but is pooh-poohed by Eddie, who doesn't see himself losing the title to a joke wrestler. Colt says that he proved his heart and his talent in the Rumble, and if Eddie missed it, he'll prove it twice over at Slammiversary!
Rating: B-
-US Title #1 Contender: Edwards v. Matthews
Matthews doesn't go down without a fight....but he does go down.
Rating: C
Poor chemistry
-Priceless are backstage to announce that the Freebirds won #1 contendership in a tag match where Cody and Ted didn't even compete! They whine about how bad a snub this is until RnR show up. R'n'R weren't in the match either, but you don't see them whining, because they got to be in the Rumble! Rock'n'Roll Express call Priceless a bunch of spoiled brats riding their daddies' coattails, and Priceless call RnR a pair of washed-p has-beens fighting for relevance.
Rating: C+
-Match: Golden Dragons v. Sabu and Awesome
Michinoku gets his revenge for Sunday with a pin on the Cruiserweight champ.
Rating: C+
-We cut away to a shot of Tajiri watching approvingly on a monitor...before being ambushed by Estrada and Bubba Ray!
Rating: D
-US Title: Noir d. Shango
Rating: C
-Slater, Morrison, and Finlay are out to promote their next match. Slater came up a bit short at the Rumble, but the entire other team did as well. The only difference is that Slater (and Morrison) are the future, and Styles and pals are the past. Slater will not fail again.
Rating: B-
-Match: Styles and Strike Force v. Following and Morrison
Slater fails to deliver on that promise here, as Finlay jobs to a Styles Clash in a hot bout.
Rating: B
-Truth drags a casket out to the ring because he is damn tired of Abyss always getting in his way. This fed ain't big enough for the two of them.They are settling things RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW in a BURIED ALIVE MATCH!
Rating: B
-Buried Alive Match: Abyss v. Truth
Abyss seems quite at home and happy with this stip, and he brutalizes Truth before giving him a Black Hole Slam into the casket!
Rating: B-
-Post-show: Guerrero recruits the Faces of Fear (C); Colt/Freebirds/AMW d. Eddie/Samoans/FoF (D+)
Overall: C+ SUCCESS lol angles
Rating: 3.01
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