only a matter of time before Juvy consumes BRAVE NEW WORLD
Pre-show: Video segment about Cor Von and a buncha low-charisma jobbers fighting over women in the city (D+); Freebirds d. Harts, Speed Muscle (C-)
-Colt Cabana comes out, still in srs biz mode. He points out that there's a cage above the ring. That's because tonight, he wants to settle things with Priceless once and for all. He's fighting a handicap match, so there will be no excuses when they lose, and there's a cage, so they can't escape when things go south. He will destroy them.
Rating: C
-Tag Titles: Strike Force (c) v. MNM
MNM come dangerously close at multiple points, but can't put away the champs.
Rating: B
-Strike Force are still recovering from the grueling defense when the Wild Samoans run in on them! AMW make the save.
Rating: D
-Match: Kidman v. Noir
Even match, with Kidman getting a dusty DQ win after a post-match beatdown from Noir.
Rating: C+
-Ladder Match: Edwards v. Cor Von
Stacy teases a heel turn, flirting back with Cor Von all throughout the match...however, it was a CLEVER FACE RUSE, as a key panty flash distracts Cor Von enough for Edwards to hit a superplex off the ladder! Edwards goes on to win, retaining the services of his girlfriend.
Rating: B-
-Smooches ensue
Rating: C- man I'd hate to see the result if Stacy wasn't being rated on her A* sex appeal
-US Title: Tajiri (c) v. Awesome
Not even AAE can save Awesome from the righteous annoyance of the US Champ! Lol Team ECW
Rating: B
Great chemistry!
-Match: Rock 'n' Roll Express v. The Following
HAIL SLATER
Rating: B
-Slater demands that we behold the magnificence of his victory. He and Finlay are unstoppable, despite a few minor setbacks.
Rating: C
-#1 Contender: AMW v. Wild Samoans
Apparently, this was set up after the brawl earlier. Samoans win a tough match.
Rating: C
-Cage: Cabana v. Priceless
Apparently, escape rule is not in effect. Cabana predictably gets beat down pretty bad, but pulls off a MASSIVE hulk up routine and turns the tables! Dibiase bails over the cage wall as Cabana gets a huge pinfall on Rhodes.
Rating: B-
-Eddie Guerrero is looking forward to being the first 3-time NLW Champion just like he was the first 2-time! Truth laughs him off, because it is time for him to finally overcome all the CONSPIRACIES and bring home the title!
Rating: B-
-NLW Title: Styles (c) v. Abyss v. Truth v. Guerrero
Truth's on a roll late in the match, but gets stopped by both of the faces in tandem. Styles hits a Pele Kick and Styles Clash on Abyss, but is too exhausted to go for the pin.....FROG SPLASH! The possuming Guerrero covers Styles....1....2..........3! VIVA LA RAZA
Rating: B+
Post-show: Guerrero celebrates in the ring (B-); Slaughter/Simmons d. Bubba Ray/Sabu (D)
Overall: B SUCCESS lol angles
...Styles now autopushes to upper mid >__>
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Tombolo is apparently using windows atm!
Maybe BlAcK TuRtLe is too!