Chapter 1
I have never been hooked by a show so quickly. 60 seconds in, I knew this show would be a favorite of mine. I am comfortable saying that this early. I understand the comparisons immediately, because I also talk like my **** don't stank and use the **** word gratuitously. He is a substitute teacher? WHY HASN'T ANYONE FORCED ME TO WATCH THIS?! This show is perfect for me. Kenny Powers definitely has more balls than I do though. I thought I didn't have a filter on my mouth, but I'm tame compared to this guy. I do, however, greet my students by saying "What's up?" I love the way he tries to pick up Ms. Buchanan is simply going to her door and pointing at her. Such an alpha move. Just when I thought the pilot episode couldn't get any better, they start playing Black Betty. I thought, "Wow, no way they can top this." Then he throws a naked chick off a jetski. Excellence.
Highlights:
"Death is for *******"
"I'm the man who can throw it faster than **** and that is why I'm better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass n' suck my ****, everyone"
"I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. *laughs* I'm just playin, I didn't *** my pants"
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Commodore
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