Seal Clubber is the worst class for skills. I have Rage of the Reindeer + Pulverize. Dunno what else is worth getting. Musk of the Moose would speed up the F'c'le and Sonofa Beach, which helps shave off a few turns, but isn't very useful otherwise. Eye of the Stoat (more crits, less fumbles) is decent I guess.
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing isn't that great because the bonus damage is so nerfed. If you're a muscle class you probably want a shield instead, if you're a mysticality class you want a cookbook, if you're a moxie class you're wielding your epic weapon or an ocarina of space (both of which are 2 hands).
Northern Exposure isn't worth it. Get Elemental Saucesphere instead -- it'll help with the Bat Cave and Spookyraven as well.
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You put your RESOLVE HAT back on, which conveniently is the same hat as your NORMAL HAT.
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