I'll take Zombo's Empty Eye.
Zombo's empty eye - Combat Item. 150-200 Spooky Damage and decreased monster level. Usable every 50 adventures.
Chester's Aquarius medallion - Accessory. All Spells are Sleazy. +30 to Sleaze spells. Pastamancers only.
Zombo's skull ring - Accessory. Moxie +15%. +5 PvP fights per day.
Chester's cutoffs - Pants. Serious Hot and Stench Resistance. Disco Bandits only. (Outfit piece)
Frosty's snowball sack - 1-Handed Ranged Weapon. +50 Cold Damage.
Ol' Scratch's ash can - Off-Hand. All Spells are Hot. Spell Damage +100%. +30 to Hot spells. Saucerors only. (Outfit piece)
Frosty's carrot - Accessory. Serious Stench and Sleaze Resistance. Seal Clubbers only. (Outfit piece)
Hodgman's varcolac paw - Off-Hand. Converts Hobo Power to Weapon Damage.
Hodgman's lucky sock - Accessory. +50 Hobo Power.
Hodgman's porkpie hat - Hat. All Attributes +20%. +25 Hobo Power. (Outfit piece)
Let's pick snake style. Pick two Drak.
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Retaliation. Tit for tit.
-Dwight