CalvinbalI posted...
I'm convinced there's only one situation where someone in the world could ever beat peak Jackie Chan in a fight.
Bruce Lee, in a padded room, wearing nothing but a speedo, with his head shaved. You give Jackie Chan ANYTHING to grab onto, and you lose. That's all there is to it
That kinda reminds me of the guy in Elfin Lied who spent months combing a length of beach, picking up all the trash and debris so that whatsherface main character wouldn't have anything to throw at him.
Also, Bruce Willis in a white vest could beat Jackie Chan.
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