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TopicOh god... I think my neighbours just saw me naked.
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08/01/11 9:52:00 AM
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edwardsdv posted...
man ive got great sex stories, but ill stick with the two that are topical.

story one, wheb me and my girlfriend first started dating i decided wed drive out to a drivein because two movies for 5 bucks is a great deal and the privacy meant good interrupt free make outs. predictably the second movie is boring and her hand finds eddv jr and she decides to down.

im enjoyingmyself,but im kind of annoyed because light keeps flashing in my eyes. I for some reason, assume this is just cars leaving the drive in. eventually someone knocks on our car and tells us to knock it off there are families here. as it turned out the car behind us had been flashing their lights and we had been giving a family of four quite a show.


my other story is tat observing sex was part of my daily life. my roommates girl would often stay the night sophomore year of college. the two of us shred a single room. the furniture was arranged so that my roomates bed was direclt behind my computer.
when night would arrive id put in my headphones to keep internetting while they slept

onenight,i happened to notice...movement in the rflection on my screen and i could see them having sex. so like every night for like a month just like cloxkwork, headphones in, that girls breasts out. i didnt sayanything because like, what would i say? so i never did, neither of them know that i had front row tickets to their nightly sexcapades. i am probably creepier for this than i initially thought.


ctrl+f shark

wtf man

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