So glad I found this topic.
When I was in college, I shared a dorm with my best friend. His girlfriend shared a dorm with my girlfriend so we often just switched roommates at night. When Friends season 10 came out on DVD, I went and got it at midnight and I wanted to come home to watch it with my two friends. My girlfriend was mad at me at the time and I already wanted to break up with her. I really didn't want her ruining the magic of Friends for me. So I told her not to come over that night.
She kept texting and calling after that and I didn't respond. She said she was coming over with my two friends so I literally hid in my closet so that she'd think I was gone and then she'd go back home and the three of us could watch it without a malcontent bringing us down. So I stayed in the closet waiting for her to leave. We usually left our dorm room door open if we weren't really doing anything so I guess I didn't hear her leave. Then my two friends started having sex on the bottom bunk. I realized that revealing I had been there the whole time could get awkward so I just decided to wait it out.
It lasted a lot longer than I would have liked. I fell asleep in there after a while. When I woke up, it was silent so I assumed they were asleep on the bottom bunk (which was actually just a futon set up under the top bunk) where they normally slept. So I quietly got out of the closet and started climbing on the dresser to get on the top bunk and go to sleep. I started to make my way onto the top level when I saw my roommate laying on the bed, holding a pillow over his face. I looked up a bit and saw my other friend who had just taken a break from giving him a blow job to notice my head, now up there with them.
My eyes were about as wide as they could possibly be. I stared back at her for a few seconds, in complete shock that I had gotten this close to the action, before my other roommate takes the pillow off his face and sees that I am less than two feet from him.
After a quick but awkward explanation where I was secretly praying that I didn't become estranged from my two best friends forever, we all watched the first disc of Friends season 10 together and we haven't spoken of this to each other since.
I doubt we ever will.
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