you should make your own topic with this evidence, clearly.
make it about first times or something.
i mean it'd prob devolve into some 'b8 full of virgins xfd' crap or whatever but at least it'd be interesting and fun besides that!
surely there's a funny story in there. but really, the idea of stools didn't tip you off that something was wrong. >__>
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