President Romney
Romney brandishes his Book of Mormon and uses it to slam open his cell door [1]. He looks to his right, seeing pipe-wielding girl retreat into a nearby teleporter. To his left he sees Red Demon swinging her katana about, elemental energy swirling around it with each repeated swing. In the cell across from him. . .
swordz4
swordz4 summons GUTS from Berserk, trying to slice open the bars of his cell. Unfortunately, he's not a Summoner, he's just an insane clone from the swordz project [2]. Romney, feeling pity on him, comes over and unlocks his door from the outside (Passive success).
[Note: Because Romney and swordz have broken out of their cells, any character created in one of the jail cells may now escape on a success or passive roll. If you kill yourself trying to get out, you'll still die. Good luck returners!]
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I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true
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