Masterplum sits around trying to learn Blue Magic at this time, but he doesn't have a book on Blue Magic [2]. Plus, shouldn't the thrashing BLUE DEMON less than 5 feet away from him be a bigger concern?
Mr. Lazy Everyday tries to psyche the Basilisks out, but they're already dead [2]. He decides that opening the chest is much easier anyway, and loots the treasure inside.
[Mr. Lazy Everyday found an Orb of Cold]
[Barry Soetoro found a Book of Corruptors]
"Bad" Frank Phillips limps into the darkness, shooting at RED DEMON, but she is too fast and dodges his bullets [2].
"White mage!", hisses RED DEMON. "Kill it!"
She raises her katana into the air, treating it like a Lightning Rod. A moment later there's a thunder clap and she swings it at Restandre, firing a lightning bolt at her. Restandre rolls out of the way [2], causing chunks of stone to fly all over the entrance hall pelting those gathered around.
She bumps into BLUE DEMON who is laying on his back. He grabs at her, scooping her up in one palm and using the other to stand. He attempts to crush her, but she manages to push outward at his fingers with her arms and leg both and prevent herself from being squashed [2]. Although she is snatched up inside BLUE DEMON's grasp, she somehow manages to narrowly survive.
[Note: RED DEMON and BLUE DEMON have the capability to act every phase as if they were players. They will not kill or WOUND themselves, but they can miss on a 2 or a 3. On a 1 they may successfully kill a player they have targeted (which player they target is decided at random).]
[Note: Yes, Retandre is just that unlucky that she was targeted TWICE]
Jeff Zero whips out his Dexter and tries to scan RED DEMON. Scanning. . . Scanning. . . WHOOSH! RED DEMON slashes with her katana, sending a wave of wind elemental energy flying at Jeff Zero [3]. He is sliced in twain, but a moment later the QUANTUM thingy rewrites reality and bring his pieces back together. Unfortunately, Dexter is still broken, and the QUANTUM JEFF THING breaks as well from the strain.
"Now, foolish adventurers", RED DEMON utters.
"What will you do. . .?"
[NOTE: We have entered an ACTIVE PHASE. There is no time limit, and your actions will occur in the chronological order in which they are posted. I may not update right away but I'll try to get back to you as we go.]
[Also Note: If you are dead and want to submit a new character you may do so, just remember to start in a jail cell!]