[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone. He keeps shooting his head to the left and the right in a seemingly paranoid fashion.]
...
[He starts to open his mouth but slowly closes it and turns to the right, taking another look around.]
... Last week...
[Rad Link stops again and does a 180 to look around some more. He squints and grimaces, looking for something in the crowd.]
... Last week at King of the Board, I made an informal request to the GMs to give me a match against a bear at Summer Spectacular. In the days since, the UCA has been rocked by scandal after scandal. Top competitors using alts, people being ambushed and kidnapped by a cheater trying to keep his identity secret, users not getting paid, limos and church communities being destroyed, controversial title changes and vote counts... I could go on, but the point is I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I haven't received an official response, yet.
Well the truth is, I don't care about any of that. I fear no alt. I fear no Rally Man! I don't drive a limo, I don't go to church, and I don't have... a title.
In fact, I've never had a title. I've never even been given a title opportunity. So then, would somebody tell me what kind of sick joke this is? At a time in my career where I am fearing for my very life, the powers that be decide to give me my opportunity now?! And against the very creature that haunts me daily?! Do they think, perhaps, that I'm too distracted to cut a promo?! Did they think maybe I'd be too scared to show up?!
I will have that title. I will not let that bear run my life! I am very close to removing that wretched creature from my life for good and wreaking vengeance upon the scum who hired that monster, and it's time I start thinking about... life after bears.
The InterBoardinental Championship? That sounds like a pretty good start to the rest of my life. And I'm going to have it.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
]... That... that tree...
]That... that's my tree! That tree is right outside my-!
[Rad Link 5 drops the microphone and looks around in a panic, scouting the entire audience. After getting a good look all around, he makes a break for an exit and escapes the ring.]
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Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police
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