The Sixth Phase
[Note: 1 = Success, 2 = Death]
"now I'll show you the way to deal with Acid Slimes!", JeffRaze announced, cackling maniacally as he withdraws his switch of destruction. He takes out the batteries and hurls them at a group of acid slimes that come sliding down the side of the elevator shaft toward him. WHOOSH! They go up in flames, however, he fails to step out of the way and one of the flaming slimes lands on him, burning him badly [3]. JeffRaze was WOUNDED!
DANT has his hands full pelting the slimes with his dodgeball to keep them at bay [2]! Luckily, none of them get close thanks to his ranged weapon!
"Now I'd like to do a piece for you on the Vorpal Idol of Earth. This strange artifact has mysterious powers that come in particularly handy when dealing with Acid Slimes," narrates Flip Trigle as he withdraws the artifact and aims it at one of the acid slimes about to swallow Dante. An invisible force rips through the creature, splattering it to pieces [1]!
Tom activates PUNCH ARTS; WAVE FIST. He gathers his ki into his palm and then blasts away the acid slimes for a moment with a wave of solid force. "Whew, that should give us a moment's rest. . . [1]"
"How long do you think before they'll be back?", asks UNJORGE. Before anyone can answer him, one of the Acid Slimes lands right on UNJORGE's head. There's a sick hissing and crackling as his skull is melted clean through and his brains start running down his torso [2].
"crap, crap, crap, crap", Granzon furiously pounds on his laptop, sitting in the corner crying, trying to get it to overheat so he can focus a blast of heat energy at the slimes. They close on him and start to pile on him. His flesh is melted off of his bones as he still furiously struggles to get his laptop to overheat [2]. Then, even worse, they melt through his hard drive, destroying all of his anime.
edwards picks up the acid slime that had just melted off UNJORGE's head, plopping it into his mouth and eating it [1]. It was too late to save UNJORGE, but the damn thing was delicious. Nobody questions how edwards was able to eat an extremely corrosive enemy because he has the WINNING ability.
The Million Dollar Mr All Days Off throws a flying legdrop at the group of slimes that are eating Granzon's corpse as he imagines Real American playing in the background. He hopes to no sell the acidic properties of the enemies and all that good stuff, but that's not what happens at all [2]. He basically jumps into a vat of living acid and melts himself to death.
"Jolteon, use HELPING HAND!", Jeff Zero commands. Jolteon dashes about, avoiding the slimes masterfully and holding their attention. He then blasts what is left of the batteries that JeffRaze threw with an electric shock, causing a miniature explosion that wipes out a number of the slimes as well as part of the wall [1].
Pirate King stands back to back with Jeff Zero, throwing salt at the slimes to keep them at bay while Jeff is unprotected. This has the unpredicted effected of turning them into acid bombs. Luckily, they aren't close enough to be hit by the acid. Even more lucky, when you turn an enemy into a bomb they tend not to live through that [1].
"STAND. BACK.", the GOLD GOLEM says in a mechanical tone. "I. SHALL. DEFEND. YOU."