You have been challenged to a duel!
> Let's talk this out.
> You're on!
> Let's talk thi-- *sucker punch*
> A duel huh? The last time I had a duel was after banging your mother when I killed your father. Always wanted to kill that annoying brat...
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"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.