Wait what? Because I voted too late last time it ended up a tie? Did DP vote?
DEEEEEEEEEPPPEEEEEEEEEE I CALL FOR A REMATCH! You're awesome and we've been buddies for a long ass time, but I could have won that if I voted on time and since I didn't I CALL YOU OUT AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REMATCH WHERE WE ARE BOTH MADE SURE TO VOTE ON TIME EVEN IF THE MOTHERF***ERS TAZE US DURING THE MATCH TO KEEP OUR ASSES AWAKE AND ALERT!
You hear that, administrators of the UCA? I feel like my allegedelly tied match with DP should not have been a tie. Maybe I should've won, maybe he should've won, WHO'S TO SAY?!? Maybe the PEOPLE WHO VOTED IN A TIE?! Let's do this again I'm not saying our first fight wasn't fair, but this ain't about fair... this is about DESTINY!!!! Do we share a destiny of having our match end in a tie? No, that's s***! Let's do it again, when we're both ready to put down our own votes, maybe even MULTIPLE VOTES in a gimmick match! Whatever the people want! I'm willing and more than happy to be a part of it. THE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE A 9-9 TIE! Me and DP are hardcore motherf***ers and either way, we deserve a serious result. A DECISIVE RESULT! Gods of the UCA, you know what to do... Maybe you've already done it! ^_~
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)