It's BS that you guys say you both never paid attention/slept in class and then also never studied. You can't understand things you have never seen. That also implies you never did homework and even if you somehow 100%'d all your tests you still wouldn't pass cause generally in high school classes tests make up like 1/4 of your grade. You guys are doing some heavy exaggeration somewhere.
Also lol at memorizing the periodic table in 5 minutes. You would have to be a genius and someone that smart would never get involved in an argument like this and probably wouldn't be on this site at all. Memorizing the periodic table in 5 minutes is more ridiculous than any TV/movie memory feat I've ever seen. Sorry but you aren't smarter than fictional detectives whose abilities are heavily dramatized.
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