the only issue i have with stuff like this is that if God could be attributed with things like this, why can't he be blamed for bad s***?
like
"Thank you god that I didn't get a DUI or die last night, but you're a f***ing ass for letting me wreck my car in the first place. Dick."
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We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Brace for the G's, and fast heel-toe work.