Does it really count as "improving yourself" to become more of a douche just because that's what the women want? Maybe the women should improve themselves so that they actually want the things they claim to. Just a thought!
Yeah keep waiting on this to happen, SMuffin.
Besides, it really isn't all their fault that they think they want all this stuff. Feminism and droves of mediocre romantic comedies have told them all their lives that they should want those things. Feminism has taught them that they should want the total opposite of what real male sexuality is. Imagine their confusion when the exact opposite is what turns them on. The poor dears.
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We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Brace for the G's, and fast heel-toe work.