-...oh wait, this isn't the "Worst System Colors" list. Hang on...
#1: Smoke N64
-This. This right here is the filet mignon of game consoles. It's a very cutting-edge, relevant design, and it's hard to believe that it came out in 1999; it looks more modern than most current-gen consoles! It's badass in a huge way, and while it may not be purple, it's still pimpin'.
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Hey, you ever coming back?
You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard.