Short, bald guy with Napoleonic complex:
"HOW DARE YOU CLEAN THIS BATHROOM?! MY WIFE HAS TO PEE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TAKE THE ELEVATOR RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM TO THE BATHROOMS DOWNSTAIRS THAT ARE ALSO RIGHT NEXT TO THE ELEVATOR THAT HAVE ALREADY BEEN CLEANED?! ARGL BLARGL I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR LAST DAY HERE!"
If I hadn't had a much better job lined up and could afford the criminal conviction that would have come with shoving those glasses down your throat... the crap I put up with for $5.40 an hour.