i think mine just topped them all
he claims that rogue elements inside the american military working for karl rove staged the events that freed the blind chinese activist Chen knowing that it would lead to major political backlash against the president. obviously a simple google search can prove such a claim hilariously wrong but he is convinced that this is the case
IDK how i even met this person but what the hell
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