I have never more than toyed with the idea of quitting while we're ahead. This company wouldn't have been around long enough to see you if it wasn't built on my blood, sweat, and tears. I ran this company for a long time before you showed up, and I have no doubts I will continue running it for a long time after you leave. You do not get to accuse me of a lack of dedication just because you showed up, roped a bunch of warm bodies into staying just above the purge line, and cheated your way to some votals.
I am the UCA.
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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!