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*hurriedly locks office and stares forlornly into Whiskey on the Rocks™ branded whiskey*
They will never believe me...
*pulls out Whiskey on the Rocks™ branded shotgun and turns it on self, loading a cartridge*
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"I am the best in the world at everything I do, and I don't have to write it on the back of a T-Shirt to prove it, because I AM it." - Chris Jericho