Well, I've been the pedestrian in an auto-pedestrian accident, but that didn't really hurt all that bad. I broke several bones, but I had a lot of adrenalin going and as soon as I stated to feel it they got me morphine. In fact, here's me after waking up from some surgery or other:
I was all chipper until they had to do surgery on my left shoulder, and that sucked but didn't hurt too bad.
Um... Crushing my fingers between scissors handles hurt a lot, and my brother slamming a chair on my foot hurt a lot, but being a kid in general hurts a lot. I do remember both of those things hurting more than getting hit by a car, though.
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