seriously have no idea how to look at that without thinking he's... literally got a mini torso on his dick, which has legs doing a widespread. i have no idea how that kid's gonna grow up because jesus that's a mess of biology.
however, he did have 8 limbs at one point in his life. he needs to be kept under watch to make sure that he can't communicate with spiders.
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The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.