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As they walk, Lyra asks if Dawn wants to have Corey as her boyfriend. Seriously, I know Lyra is a girl, but that doesn’t mean her only personality trait must be “thinks about boys” - I’m pretty sure girls think about other stuff too, sometimes. I assume.
We don't, Anna...
We don't...
Thus, they split into Ash/Lyra and Dawn/Corey to look for it, Lyra thinking that Dawn and Corey make a cute couple. Seriously bro, get a new personality trait. Even something like “likes hats” would be okay.
Okay yeah, she sucks. I can't even joke about it anymore.
The heroes quickly find the Gible, and Ash instantly wants to catch it-- so Corey decides he must catch it instead. What a dick.
To be fair that's not the first time this has happened with one of Ash's travelling companions and it surely won't be the last. Remember that Togepi, Farfetch'd, and Totodile that Ash said he wanted first but Misty just had to have? How about that Buizel that Ash had his eyes on first that Dawn just knew would love contests even though its only trait demonstrated up to that point had been "loves to prove its strength through battling" nevermind the fact that she already had a Water type and Ash had none at the time. That worked out well, eh? So the point is you can't hate him for doing exactly what many others in the past have done without hating them too.
Gible greets them as they exit, so Corey insists on fighting it first. Gible and Totodile get into a rock crushing contest, and Gible wins, but the effort takes so much out of it that rather than fight, it just wants to escape. Corey’s not about let weakened prey escape from him, though, so he has Totodile knock it out and catches it.
Okay yeah, he sucks. I can't even defend him anymore.
I seriously dislike Lyra and Corey now. They’re legitimately annoying.
They're pretty bad. Still not the worst though!
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Bunny... :3
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