Trust me when I say ruined several games with sytha by playing something like first pick Teemo and getting bodied.
I don't ever get to play fun tops in ranked because everyone is SO SERIOUS at 1400 elo, so I take it out on Sytha. Most tops don't ever adjust those builds if that build worked really good one time.
Anyways, I decided to start playing actual good top laners and I bought Riven. Jesus Christ. How did I not do this earlier. I can start Dorans level 1 and just half someone with
Q attack Q attack Q attack. I first blooded a Warwick at level 2 and was like "whoa".
Next up: Sytha teaches me how to solo top Jarvan.
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Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch