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neighbor is out in the hallway arguing with his gf but i need to go get laundry
No_U_L7412/31 3:10am
this asian girl hit on me today and it was super cringey
No_U_L71812/28 11:03pm
i made direct eye contact with this girl during sex
No_U_L7712/27 2:33am
i'm banned from postmates, uber and airbnb
No_U_L7912/26 11:11pm
fuck the girls that i texted merry christmas to but didn't text me back
No_U_L7712/26 3:45pm
just had a genital herpes scare...
No_U_L7512/24 11:28pm
was gonna take a nap at 10pm to wake up at 130am to find a hot girl to fuck but
No_U_L7912/23 6:08am
got a call for an interview at 1:15, returned the call at 3:30, no response
No_U_L7412/21 7:56pm
confession: i once anonymously told a girl in high school that i deeded to her
No_U_L7712/21 3:18am
why is it that every girl can deep throat me, thought that was supposed to be
No_U_L7712/20 11:02pm
every girl that swallows for me inevitably always ends up vomiting
No_U_L7812/19 7:00am
this 818 girl invited me to the club with her tonight but i'm too lazy to go
No_U_L7912/18 3:12am
this girl said she wouldn't go out with me because she had cancer
No_U_L7312/17 10:12pm
i partook in the viewing of yurizan beltran porn vids last night to find she die
No_U_L7512/14 6:17pm
yknow, day old nachos aren't that bad
No_U_L7212/12 12:15pm
sitting next to a perfect 10 on the plane and couldn't stop coughing up a lung
No_U_L7411/30 12:23am
i hate the whole "oxfords not brogues" thing in Kingsman
No_U_L71311/29 12:53am
so, was scotty a cuck?
No_U_L7911/25 7:44pm
your D size (in inches) is your hotness rating/10
No_U_L7311/24 4:27am
imagine if all guys had to have their D size tattooed on their foreheads
No_U_L71111/24 3:22am
i dont get why some white girls only date black men
No_U_L78211/23 1:49am
out of any racial/gender combo, asian men easily have it the worst
No_U_L7311/22 11:50pm
my supervisor said he ''forgot'' to put in for reimbursement of the rental car
No_U_L7111/21 12:57pm
i was standing outside the bar having a romantic moment then this guy came by
No_U_L7311/21 9:43am
i don't understand why guys always try to fight me when i hit on their girls
No_U_L7511/19 6:59pm
trying to watch porn and i can smell my friend's feet
No_U_L7311/19 6:59pm
my sister asked me what i want for christmas, what should i say?
No_U_L71911/19 10:19am
my 919 neighbor invited her 919 friends over and i can hear them talking
No_U_L7511/18 10:03pm
i can't stand competitive people sometimes
No_U_L7511/16 5:03pm
ugh my friend took me shopping and i think the sales associate thinks we're gay
No_U_L7611/16 1:42am
is it just me or did thor ragnarok steal the wonder woman theme? spoilers
No_U_L7111/14 9:46pm
girl: im so in love me: that's not going to last girl: we're going to marry
No_U_L7111/14 3:40pm
my coworkers all think i'm gay now...but im not
No_U_L7811/14 2:17pm
i was about to bang a girl...and then her mom died
No_U_L7511/14 4:25am
annual reminder that i fucking hate the phrase ''friendsgiving''
No_U_L72611/13 1:38am
my neighbor thinks i banged my sister =(
No_U_L7611/12 2:55pm
why is it that right after i have sex with a girl they always say they have to
No_U_L7911/12 1:41pm
this lesbian bought me drinks all night last night
No_U_L7211/11 12:40pm
man, this is such a bad time to be a molester
No_U_L7911/11 2:14am
ugh ''mansplain'' is such a misandrist word
No_U_L710711/11 12:50am
my friends tell me it's weird that i spend 5 hours a day in the bathroom, is it?
No_U_L7611/11 12:27am
wait, the post office (USPS) is closed today AND tomorrow for veterans day?
No_U_L7711/10 9:03pm
i never leave home without a condom
No_U_L7211/09 2:33am
what's the female equivalent of a chad?
No_U_L7211/08 7:32pm
anytime a woman posts a selfie on social media
No_U_L7211/08 7:09pm
at the end of john wick 2, why didn't john wick just (spoilers)
No_U_L72211/08 2:44am
does cooking ruin the fun of eating for anyone else?
No_U_L7511/07 6:56am
this girl thinks i love hiking and keeps asking me about it...but i hate it
No_U_L7511/07 2:10am
having an 8 inch wang is really difficult
No_U_L7111/04 11:38pm
woke up to the sounds of my neighbor's girlfriend moaning
No_U_L71911/04 10:39pm
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