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This is the first account I've had make it to ancient
MrResetti102/02 12:29pm
Living alone has shoved me into cooking to not feel like I'm wasting my time
MrResetti101/26 9:55pm
I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon street
MrResetti101/23 10:50pm
Got my first dose today
MrResetti501/15 12:24pm
It's been...
MrResetti401/12 9:37pm
treewojima
MrResetti1301/01 3:33pm
A stick of gum had five calories
MrResetti312/30 9:45am
So I finally got the number of the girl I've been pining over for a while
MrResetti1012/27 9:19pm
Why do girls
MrResetti1312/27 9:15pm
I'm sorry, Chris.
MrResetti312/25 12:48am
Apparently I got drunk and invited someone over to my place tonight
MrResetti812/10 1:44pm
Got a McRib for the first time in over a decade
MrResetti1212/06 3:29pm
Ah another year of my fucking Spotify Wrapped being plagued by guilty pleasures
MrResetti112/02 3:00am
Best Looney Tunes foil?
MrResetti111/20 3:02pm
I think the increased amount of HJ porn really speaks volumes about Gen Z
MrResetti411/11 5:02am
Ah fuck, I'm getting the "Come out drinking with my friends" vetting
MrResetti1311/08 11:16am
Baritone or Euphonium?
MrResetti111/07 9:23am
New Vegas is under five bucks on the Windows store
MrResetti1111/02 1:10am
I hate eating lunch at 12
MrResetti910/30 1:16pm
Girl I was sleeping with then had a nasty falling out is now working with me
MrResetti610/28 7:45am
I'm tired of all these rich black NFL players abusing their significant others
MrResetti210/18 12:58am
Randomly remembered that Hoshigami topic that lasted 8 years
MrResetti1210/10 10:18pm
Oh hey I matched with one of those attractive streamer girls
MrResetti5609/30 10:26am
I do believe I'll give room service a jingle and have them send up some etouffee
MrResetti609/12 8:50pm
Seems legit
MrResetti109/03 9:50pm
Life firsts: Someone just told me I was well endowed
MrResetti109/02 11:08pm
Do y'all have the TUESDAYYYY singing calendar for the lottery in your state?
MrResetti108/23 2:55pm
Have you ever tried to like an artist but just couldn't do it?
MrResetti2308/09 6:05am
Got into a conversation about Mario Party the other day
MrResetti308/03 11:52pm
Ever slept with someone who has night terrors?
MrResetti808/02 8:16pm
I forgot how tedious Tinder was
MrResetti2007/26 11:18pm
Why didn't any of you motherfuckers tell me about Mew earlier?
MrResetti107/23 5:27pm
I don't understand people who make topics
MrResetti807/21 10:49am
For the longest time I thought I had just gotten older and lost my libido
MrResetti107/19 5:09pm
Super liked by artsy girl
MrResetti107/18 12:24am
I've got this sneaking suspicion I'm gonna get stood up today
MrResetti4607/12 6:24pm
I got an ancestry test as a gift and it updates every six months or so
MrResetti407/11 10:42pm
Peak Al Jourgensen>Peak Trent Reznor
MrResetti107/09 6:49pm
Say you go to a bar and your SO is the bartender
MrResetti607/07 12:28am
Tomorrow I get the keys to my own place
MrResetti607/01 7:05pm
How long is a bottle of cologne supposed to last?
MrResetti106/24 11:06pm
Mr. Bones I'd like to get off your wild ride
MrResetti106/21 10:34pm
Anyone travelling out of state to get decent fireworks?
MrResetti806/21 8:02am
People are throwing away and burning masks so no one can buy them
MrResetti206/17 1:00pm
What's your following to follower ratio?
MrResetti806/16 10:52pm
Do you own a denim jacket?
MrResetti1906/16 8:09pm
Ever make the mistake of buying an Orbitz?
MrResetti106/15 6:35am
Oh shit, I'm 28
MrResetti906/07 5:05pm
Told my fiancee that I can't keep this up anymore
MrResetti806/03 5:59pm
How do y'all get numbers?
MrResetti1605/30 9:01pm
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