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My legs just failed me and I collapsed while walking
No_U_L71107/23 2:16am
Might have just run a red light and died
No_U_L71707/23 12:08am
ugh mumsy's emotional leveraging worked
No_U_L7407/22 11:04pm
can someone help me look over my personal finances
No_U_L72707/22 10:16pm
just calculated it....49% of my paycheck goes to deductions
No_U_L7507/22 7:05pm
why dont they just make a vaccine for the delta variant?
No_U_L7307/22 4:45pm
if westworld sex robots existed, i would spend my entire net worth on them
No_U_L71207/22 4:19pm
men that hang around the house shirtless have no class
No_U_L7407/22 3:25pm
Next bj I'm gonna tell her I haven't been sucked like that since grade school
No_U_L7307/22 12:54am
is loki x sylvie morally ok?
No_U_L7907/21 7:47pm
today is my monthly double taco bell day
No_U_L7907/21 7:03pm
your shift ends at 5 pm: at what time do you stop actually doing work?
No_U_L7407/21 6:44pm
watching succession makes me sad i'll never be filthy rich
No_U_L72507/21 5:54pm
is it weird that i find this girl insanely attractive
No_U_L72607/21 5:22pm
Just signed the contract, got the half mil condo
No_U_L75207/21 5:15pm
would you drink a half sprite half lemonade?
No_U_L71507/21 3:43pm
I just got sent home from work because I'm still coughing
No_U_L7507/21 2:24pm
Do you live in the suburbs or the city?
No_U_L71507/21 1:31pm
Imagine having only 5 million dollars
No_U_L71207/21 1:17am
i havent been fucked like that since grade school / i want to have your abortion
No_U_L72407/20 10:50pm
Why can't more restaurants be like taco bell?
No_U_L7807/20 3:49pm
ive had 40 throat coat t-bags in the last 2 weeks
No_U_L7207/20 3:20pm
i ordered a medium rare steak and mumsy changed it to medium ._.
No_U_L71507/20 11:28am
is this youtube girl hot?
No_U_L7707/20 10:27am
is it better to get a 30 year mortgage or a 20 year mortgage?
No_U_L71007/20 1:44am
what really allows me to succeed as a pick up artist is my respect of women
No_U_L71307/20 12:31am
cousin bought a house next to her parents and that ruined house shopping for me
No_U_L7607/19 5:09pm
mumsy is trying to convince me to get a 2 BR condo so she can stay over any time
No_U_L7607/19 2:25pm
Why do people on CE keep comparing me to Dennis Reynolds? I'm nothing like him
No_U_L7207/19 1:42pm
mumsy is telling me that she wants to stay the night with me in my 1 BR condo
No_U_L7407/18 9:42pm
mumsy is refusing to give me back 50k i lent her to remodel her house
No_U_L72507/18 6:37pm
really not excited to physically move
No_U_L7607/18 5:18pm
my friends wouldn't stop texting me how good of a night it is at the bars
No_U_L7307/18 4:24am
Out of all my friends, I'm the least minimalistic
No_U_L7407/17 10:30pm
damn im a good negotiator, the realtor caved and accepted my condom offer!
No_U_L7907/17 10:07pm
this is what imagine taylor swift's O face looks like
No_U_L7207/17 9:15pm
The thing that I pee out of, I also stick into girls
No_U_L71107/17 8:49pm
ive had the flu for a week
No_U_L7107/17 1:17am
ramen with cheese
No_U_L7807/16 4:26pm
girls that look like high end escorts, but talk like cardi B
No_U_L7607/16 2:29pm
How do i ask for this girls number after having sex with her?
No_U_L7807/16 12:51pm
my watch is extremely accurate
No_U_L71407/16 11:45am
watched all of never have i ever season 2 right after work today
No_U_L7107/16 12:06am
Is there any way to avoid looking puffy when you cry?
No_U_L7907/15 11:04pm
it's going to feel weird leaving my apartment after 8 years :(
No_U_L7207/15 3:22pm
karen gillen in gunpowder milkshake is so hot
No_U_L7707/15 1:47pm
is it appropriate to take a girl to meet your mom on the first date?
No_U_L7207/14 4:42pm
is it bad form to lick my plate clean on a date?
No_U_L7607/14 3:25pm
i put in an offer for a condo, 500k for 900 square feet
No_U_L75107/13 3:10am
if we re-did your life 100 times, where would this current iteration rank?
No_U_L7207/12 8:26pm
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