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I saw a lady scream at a little girl in a grocery today
frozenshock907/12 5:32pm
Man accidentally cuts friend's penis with chainsaw while cutting firewood
frozenshock3707/12 1:58pm
Are you able to listen to this for 10 hours straight?
frozenshock207/11 9:06am
Camping teen awakens to 'crunching sound' as bear bites his head
frozenshock6607/11 2:30am
I am Moana of Motunui
frozenshock307/10 7:37pm
I once saw my cute dentist's bra
frozenshock607/10 5:22pm
What happen if you sneeze during dental surgery?
frozenshock707/10 4:41pm
My girlfriend actually suggested I sell the house my parents left me...
frozenshock11507/09 9:46pm
Game of Thrones question (season 4 and 6 spoilers)
frozenshock507/08 9:27pm
Who the hell still calls black people "colored"?
frozenshock5007/08 11:09am
The perfect girl but she ONLY eats kangaroo brains
frozenshock2207/08 12:27am
Hypothetical: Trump reveals that he is actually a 6000 year old Egyptian vampire
frozenshock1307/07 7:39pm
How do you call someone who believes god exists but hates god?
frozenshock2307/07 12:58pm
Sooo many Game of Thrones season 7 spoilers out there (no spoil in OP)
frozenshock107/07 11:52am
10 billion dollars but Trump declares war on states that voted Clinton
frozenshock1807/04 11:33am
Nabilla Benattia is pretty hot
frozenshock1407/04 10:24am
CE, should I dump my gf?
frozenshock1007/04 8:06am
Why do Kentucky license plates have the name of the county on them?
frozenshock907/03 6:41pm
What do you want? Gold? Women?
frozenshock207/03 6:12pm
What should be the punishment for journalists who criticize Trump?
frozenshock3507/03 11:30am
Why do many people say "er" instead of "a"?
frozenshock1507/03 10:41am
Many years ago I went to a hockey game with my dad
frozenshock207/02 3:34pm
Would you date a hot girl if she was born on February 29
frozenshock707/02 10:36am
CE, it's time I come clean. I lied about who I am.
frozenshock507/01 11:20pm
Just woke up from an afternoon nap
frozenshock107/01 5:04pm
What do you call someone who transitions multiple times?
frozenshock1406/30 12:47pm
Would you date super hot girl if she was responsible for half of humanity dying?
frozenshock1906/30 3:30am
Is sex something reserved for living creatures?
frozenshock806/29 10:09pm
The motion picture found in this videocassette...
frozenshock106/29 6:00pm
So, what do you have to eat to get 100% DV of everything?
frozenshock306/29 4:33pm
Small cars: Japanese. Big cars: American.
frozenshock506/29 4:07pm
Does this make me a weeaboo?
frozenshock306/29 8:09am
A bunch of Russian people just checked in at my hotel.
frozenshock506/28 9:30pm
28 hot naked female police officers knock on your door
frozenshock1006/28 6:08pm
Out of these, which is the best degree to have?
frozenshock1906/28 1:36pm
I want three cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke please
frozenshock2606/28 12:34am
Why hasn't Trump been covered in peanut butter and licked clean yet?
frozenshock206/27 9:46pm
My brain is disconnecting from reality
frozenshock1206/27 9:45pm
What is your wildest sexual fantasy?
frozenshock2606/27 9:36pm
A chinese restaurant in my town has a sign that reads ''fried baby octopus''
frozenshock306/27 9:35pm
Ever let your pubic hair grow so long you could tie it in pubic ponytails?
frozenshock106/27 8:50pm
I'll never understand why everyone isn't having sex with everyone
frozenshock406/27 8:31pm
Happy 92nd birthday to any CEman who turns 92 today
frozenshock706/27 8:03pm
So, we're getting poorer and poorer.
frozenshock1006/27 12:26pm
Jigsaw looks at you in the eyes and says "I want to play a game"
frozenshock406/27 6:55am
So, if a MtF trans and a FtM trans have a kid together...
frozenshock906/26 10:32pm
I could literally eat 100 large pizzas right now
frozenshock706/26 8:43pm
10 billion dollars but your genitals turn into this
frozenshock2106/26 8:18pm
Would you get a lap dance from a girl that weights a billion tons?
frozenshock106/26 7:56pm
10 billion dollars but you must first have surgery to turn your body inside-out
frozenshock906/26 6:15pm
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