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Topic$5 Billion, but you are banned from using ANY!
willythemailboy
02/01/24 3:36:04 PM
#10
Daniel_Berkhart posted...
Would it just be cash? Cause every other way I know of to access money requires some form of electronic. And having that much cash laying around your house seems very dangerous.
Hire an army of servants to do everything for you, I guess.

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TopicReplace one letter in a movie title with T.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:31:20 PM
#84
Taterworld

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Topic2 million dollars, but
willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:24:57 PM
#10
Bandit_Keith posted...
Not assuming that at all. I'm asking how much are you making now that this sounds like a good deal to you?
I live in a very cheap part of the country. Median income for an individual is a bit over $25k and median household income is $58k. I make about $30k and not in an office job.

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Topic2 million dollars, but
willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:18:56 PM
#6
Bandit_Keith posted...
How much are you guys making? It's not 2 million a year, it's 2 million total. Over 40 years, that's 50,000 a year, with no raises or adjustments for cost of living and inflation.
You're assuming either of us is going to be working or even breathing 40 years from now.

Edit: also, there's nothing in the OP about doing this job well. Nor does it say that I can be fired from it for not doing it well. I'd basically get paid to be Wally from Dilbert.

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Topic2 million dollars, but
willythemailboy
02/01/24 1:15:24 PM
#2
Two million is a hell of a pay increase.

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TopicDo you think guys will use the Apple Vision Pro to watch VR porn?
willythemailboy
02/01/24 12:25:58 PM
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Will? I'd be shocked if that wasn't half the beta testing on it.

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TopicReplace one letter in a movie title with T.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 12:22:27 PM
#76
Till Bill Volume Two

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TopicI've never met a chill David.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 12:21:28 PM
#24
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
All Davids I have known have usually been emotional, irritable, or unstable men.

I've known several chill Daves. More so than not.

Prestoff posted...
I'll be honest, I never met a Chad who was an actual "Chad". I know 3 Chads in real life and all 3 are basically losers not doing anything meaningful with their life.

The only Chad I've known was in fact a Chad.

DoctorPiranha3 posted...
What names are cursed for you?

Michelle. If I find myself working with - or worse, for - a Michelle it's almost inevitable one of us is going to end up fired in short order and it will be an utterly miserable time for both of us until it happens.

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TopicStop pointing lasers at airplanes you assholes.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 10:26:53 AM
#6
voldothegr8 posted...
I didn't even know this was a thing. Can a normal cat/presentation pointer reach planes, or are people getting their hands on more powerful beams?
Even standard laser pointers can be an issue.

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TopicReplace one letter in a movie title with T.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 7:10:57 AM
#41
Tats: Instead of a crappy musical for furries we get... a crappy musical about tattoos. Still an improvement.

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TopicReplace one letter in a movie title with T.
willythemailboy
02/01/24 3:15:59 AM
#9
Trumble posted...
Snakes on a Plate
Stakes on a Plane

Vampire attack on a trans Pacific flight where the only wood available for stakes are crappy disposable chopsticks.

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