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Lorax was woke before anyone else knew what wakening was.

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You are allotted a set amount of "Air" every 10 years, for which you are owed a renewal with the company. Failure to do so in your country (if these laws were enabled) would result in jail time, punishable for various penalties a crossed your states or providences. Your renewal will give you an identification card, which you MUST have along with your ID and it MUST be up to date WITH proper tags. Altering these cards, attempting to fake or replicated in anyway would be a federal offense. Upon death, your final breaths will be tallied and your family will be either credited with "Breathing Time" unused being refunded to the next of kin. If debit is accrued, the next-of-ken will be billed.

You have to pay for water. You have to pay for food. You have to pay for shelter. Why should air be any different?

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Maybe it means the metal was mined locally.

I think he reduced the entire country into a single box of 7.62's...

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And one could maybe even argue Russian sympathizer....

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Well, I did grow up in Arkansas, which if I recall was one of the last states to start closing smoking sections down in certain places but I distinctly recall multiple times when my dad would light up basically wherever it suited him. The late 80's and early 90's saw a reduction in places you could smoke. I remember schools and hospitals being one of the first places to start instituting a no smoking ban, although at this time schools and hospitals still had smoking sections.

Now I live in oregon and this place has been pretty much smoke free for the past 20 something years. I guess west coast and east coast started dropping the smoking and then the middle states slowly starting following suite. Strange world we lived in, huh?

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Made for TV version must be only 13 minutes long with all it's cuts XD

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My dad used to light up a Marb right there in the middle of Wal-Mart! We'd be walking around, looking for school clothes and he'd just be ashing in his hand and walking around. Sizing us up. Afterwards we'd leave and stop by McDonalds on the way home. Go inside, order our meal and sit down. Just pulling out the first french fry and all the sudden, Dad lights up again! This time he doesn't have to ash in his hands, because McDonalds makes their very own ashtrays! Complete with a print of Ronald Mcdonald in the middle of the ashtray!

Now-a-days about the only place you can find a indoor smoking environment is a Casino, but as late as 1995 we were able to smoke anywhere from schools to libraries, hospitals, shit, you'd have an easier time listing the places you couldn't smoke! Can you believe that was only 25 years ago? Do you have any experiences and thoughts on smoking indoors in the past and how it was just about everywhere? I mean, today people probably have long forgotten about this little life detail, save for maybe a few old movies or comic books, but look no further than your local adult shop to see the last of a dying breed, one of the last few places you can still smoke a cig inside a public place. Crazy, huh?

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Drpooplol posted...

What a creepy fucking topic.

Sex is front page material. Sex sells. Haven't you heard this shit b4?

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Who knew? Turns out, it even made her PREGNANT! Irwin turnin in his grave!

https://www.eonline.com/news/1178052/bindi-irwin-is-pregnant-expecting-first-child-with-chandler-powell

Meanwhile, grats to the chad that gave it to her.

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God bless your health!

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3PiesAndAFork posted...

Not unless the stars align and all the anti-maskers get blown away too.

What if I told you that God created a mask for you that would protect you from all viruses and anti-maskers, all you have to do is accept Him as your savior and you'll not only be protected, you'll get a life insurance policy that ensures your ticket to golden streets.

Besides, if you don't wear masks and get sick, technically the stars don't have to align for God to blow away their lives like a candle in the wind, am I right?

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This is what the President thinks, but what do you think?

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