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TopicCombine two movies (games) that share a word
ungubby
10/17/18 1:04:10 PM
#106
How to train your dragon in 10 days
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TopicWhy do companies let Amazon shit on them constantly?
ungubby
10/17/18 12:35:50 PM
#29
Kyuubi4269 posted...
If Amazon isn't your top buyer, why fellate them for free?


fellating for free is how you show someone you really care.
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Topicaccidentally show my aunt & uncle my dong
ungubby
10/17/18 12:34:54 PM
#76
wwinterj25 posted...
I saw on my sisters phone a photo of her boyfriend naked once when she was skimming through her photos. She didn't even react but then again neither did I. I mean it's only natural to have nudes of your OH on your phone and even of yourself.


what is OH?
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TopicThe Haunting of Hill House
ungubby
10/17/18 12:32:25 PM
#1
I'm on episode 9. So far I have deeply enjoyed this series, despite it's flaws here and there.

Anyone else seen it?
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TopicSo, I made this girl quit her job today
ungubby
10/17/18 12:01:13 PM
#24
GanglyKhan posted...
ungubby posted...
Who can eat 6 tacos in one sitting? Yikes.

What sort of half pound tacos are you familar with? lol 6 tacos is like what I ate as a kid.


I'm from Texas, tacos can definitely be half a pound here.
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TopicSo, I made this girl quit her job today
ungubby
10/17/18 11:31:35 AM
#18
Who can eat 6 tacos in one sitting? Yikes.
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ungubby
10/17/18 10:43:16 AM
#197
RCtheWSBC posted...
I'm serving as student body president


That's pretty cool tho! Congrats. Sorry about dealing with adult babies.
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ungubby
10/17/18 10:30:04 AM
#194
RCtheWSBC posted...
I dislike people so much more now


saaaaaaame
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TopicIf you ATTEMPTED suicide, how likely would you success
ungubby
10/17/18 10:29:35 AM
#10
TopicWhat version of split-screen do you prefer?
ungubby
10/17/18 10:28:10 AM
#12
Grew up with left/right. Still prefer it.
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TopicIf you ATTEMPTED suicide, how likely would you success
ungubby
10/17/18 10:23:36 AM
#8
Aculo posted...
ungubby posted...
Or maybe you're just humorless

no offense meant, but if you didn't laugh why make a point of telling everybody? Waste of time.

it's a topic that is beyond painful, and something many people have personally dealt with on this very board. you making shitty humor around it is fucking pathetic.

i never mark threads, but just in case you do get moderated, i'm letting you know straight up, it was me.


I like how you're assuming I HAVEN'T dealt with it personally.

If a joke is not for you, it's not for you. Shut up and move on.
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Topicaccidentally show my aunt & uncle my dong
ungubby
10/17/18 10:20:50 AM
#73
Nichtcrawler X posted...
ungubby posted...

It's still kind of a social more to not pursue members of your sibling's spouse's family.


Several centuries ago, yes. Then say 500 years ago the prevailing idea became: "affinity does not beget affinity".


Ok, sure.
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TopicIf you ATTEMPTED suicide, how likely would you success
ungubby
10/17/18 10:14:55 AM
#6
Or maybe you're just humorless

no offense meant, but if you didn't laugh why make a point of telling everybody? Waste of time.
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TopicIf you ATTEMPTED suicide, how likely would you success
ungubby
10/17/18 10:11:24 AM
#4
Aculo posted...
this thread is not funny.

this is not a funny joke.


Pro-lifer, eh?
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TopicTips to talk to females
ungubby
10/17/18 10:09:42 AM
#13
SunWuKung420 posted...
Don't think of them as female until you're in bed.


Don't even think of them as female at that point either.
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TopicIf you ATTEMPTED suicide, how likely would you success
ungubby
10/17/18 10:00:50 AM
#1
I realized this past weekend that I would have a high likelihood of pulling it off if I was interested in trying it. But I would never, suicide is illegal, and I'm a law imbibing citizen.
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TopicWhy do people think it's ok to sit and talk in a restaurant that closed an...
ungubby
10/17/18 9:58:26 AM
#36
GodKuzanagi posted...
Because it is ok?


lol Topic over.
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TopicHow do you desensitize yourself to acts of depraved violence?
ungubby
10/17/18 9:57:04 AM
#5
Solid Sonic posted...
brain bleach


40-proof usually works for me.
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TopicHow do you desensitize yourself to acts of depraved violence?
ungubby
10/17/18 9:23:52 AM
#2
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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TopicTips to talk to females
ungubby
10/17/18 8:25:58 AM
#9
Act gay to get close to them, then when they say "God, if only you weren't gay", rip off your tear away clothes and go jump in their bed.
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ungubby
10/17/18 8:23:12 AM
#186
RCtheWSBC posted...
graduate school


lol why would you make such a bad choice?
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TopicI wake up 2 hours early to avoid traffic
ungubby
10/17/18 8:22:28 AM
#3
minervo posted...
Good boss


Well I actually have like 3 bosses, but the main one is pretty cool.
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TopicWhy do people think it's ok to sit and talk in a restaurant that closed an...
ungubby
10/17/18 8:02:47 AM
#29
Mead posted...
Guy needs to take a hospitality 101 course


Welcome to PotD, where that word has no meaning.
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TopicTips to talk to males
ungubby
10/17/18 7:57:47 AM
#2
3. To really get their interest, ask if they have any tools, like if you want to measure a desk.
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TopicTips to talk to males
ungubby
10/17/18 7:56:14 AM
#1
1. Look them directly in the eye
2. Smiles as you talk, it will increase rapport and relaxation
4. Use their name. If you don't know it, just ask
5. Men are easily embarrassed, don't point out their mistakes
6. Trucks, Guns, Sports, Vidya games, Porn- all safe topics.
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TopicPeople who come into stores a couple minutes before closing
ungubby
10/17/18 7:54:08 AM
#22
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm surprised you don't know to write off Michael's posts.


lmao
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TopicI wake up 2 hours early to avoid traffic
ungubby
10/17/18 7:45:49 AM
#1
My boss doesn't care if I clock in 2 hours before my meeting so... This probably isn't even coherent.

Ths is a post.
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Topicwhen were you when youtube dies?
ungubby
10/17/18 7:38:08 AM
#14
Andromicus posted...
I had large laugh at topic


Me same.
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
ungubby
10/17/18 7:37:06 AM
#184
Alcohol is nice.
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TopicI guess youtube is now "themtube"
ungubby
10/16/18 8:57:19 PM
#20
shadowsword87 posted...
I don't think YouTube was ever really great, just that it was better than everything else.


I always felt like 2006-2009 was the peak.
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TopicI am an addict
ungubby
10/16/18 8:49:52 PM
#7
Banshee's Boardwalk is best.
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TopicI guess youtube is now "themtube"
ungubby
10/16/18 8:46:17 PM
#16
Sometimes I wonder what the next "youtube" will be, since what they call youtube now doesn't even remotely resemble how good it was before google ruined everything.
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TopicPick a number from 1-10 before entering!
ungubby
10/16/18 3:16:22 PM
#15
1045, I'll be ok
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TopicTips to reduce extreme anger?
ungubby
10/16/18 12:25:03 PM
#76
minervo posted...
The whole point of this topic is that i need real friends. Do u know what a real friend is? It's someone who will b there for you when shit hits the fan.


ParanoidObsessive posted...
Start cutting, emo kid.


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TopicTips to reduce extreme anger?
ungubby
10/16/18 12:22:58 PM
#75
SunWuKung420 posted...
Only the weak. I quit cold turkey.


Do you seriously think TC has that kind of personal resolve? >_>
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TopicTips to reduce extreme anger?
ungubby
10/16/18 12:20:49 PM
#72
As an alcoholic, I don't recommend trying to quit drinking without attending a 12 step program. Even then you'll probably relapse dozens of times before sobriety sticks.

As for cigarettes, you can never quit. Once you're hooked nothing will stop you from lining the pockets of tobacco companies until you're in the dirt.

Good luck! :)

ReturnOfFa posted...
buy books on quitting smoking.


lmao, but that would take money away from the cigarette action. NEXT
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TopicCombine two movies (games) that share a word
ungubby
10/16/18 12:14:04 PM
#98
Sabrina the teenage mutant ninja turtle.
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Topicaccidentally show my aunt & uncle my dong
ungubby
10/16/18 2:31:59 AM
#47
MICHALCOLE posted...
In laws dont really mean anything


It's still kind of a social more to not pursue members of your sibling's spouse's family.
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TopicCombine two movies (games) that share a word
ungubby
10/15/18 3:50:05 PM
#83
Why is this topic so fun to read?

Teenage Mutant 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up
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Topicaccidentally show my aunt & uncle my dong
ungubby
10/15/18 3:39:28 PM
#20
MICHALCOLE posted...
His moms brother married his dads sister


RIP me from laughing
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TopicWhat is your "thing" that you can't do? Like whistle, wink, etc.
ungubby
10/12/18 8:20:05 PM
#30
TopicDid you know the lesbian lawyer from Daredevil/Jessica Jones was......
ungubby
10/11/18 5:34:34 AM
#23
this is like a bad joke topic with no punchline and each post is a setup and every person being like "lol cant you imagine how funny the punchline would be if there was one??!!!"

1/10
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TopicMy close friend is super sick and won't let anyone help him
ungubby
10/10/18 8:26:23 PM
#7
SunWuKung420 posted...
ungubby posted...
His wife does, but he still won't eat much more than crackers.


Crackers?! That's a weird thing to eat when you're fixated on a fear of choking.

She should remind him that choking on liquids is uncommon and suggest some vegetable broth and watery oatmeal. He needs protein so hummus, super smooth, is a good idea.

I'm trying to think of foods that won't feel like it will get stuck. Crackers are the exact opposite of that. Ask him to put some hummus or other smooth nutrient dip on it.


Dude, it literally makes no sense. I think he just has some kind of panic disorder but is choosing to focus on trying to treat a physical illness rather than a mental one. He's also rather stubborn and pretty much shoots down any suggestions that don't come from a doctor- yet refuses to talk to a shrink or counselor.
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TopicMy close friend is super sick and won't let anyone help him
ungubby
10/10/18 8:17:31 PM
#3
SunWuKung420 posted...
That's terrible.

Has only one tried to offer to eat every meal with him?


His wife does, but he still won't eat much more than crackers. He has lost around 40lbs in the past 6 months and he didn't weigh very much to begin with.
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TopicMy close friend is super sick and won't let anyone help him
ungubby
10/10/18 8:13:44 PM
#1
He suffers from severe anxiety that has led him to become malnourished because he believes if he tries to eat real food he will choke to death. >_< the situation really sucks and it feels like I'm losing the person I have been hanging out with daily for over 2 years.

#blogfaqs
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TopicHave you ever had a prostate orgasm?
ungubby
10/09/18 7:39:34 PM
#17
Yes, several times.
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TopicHow many hours a week do you work?
ungubby
10/08/18 8:54:18 PM
#5
between 20 and 30. I have tons of free time that I mostly mis-manage.
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TopicHow clothed is the above poster?
ungubby
10/06/18 4:44:41 PM
#2
TopicIn retrospect, Ultron kinda sucked
ungubby
10/04/18 10:57:45 PM
#3
The movie was bad too. Why did they nerf Quicksilver?
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Topicremember chelle?
ungubby
09/29/18 11:19:41 PM
#35
MrMelodramatic posted...
Realchelle and I were Facebook friends for a while.


o.o!
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