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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/29/23 8:51:04 PM
#420
PAYOUTS!!!! Mythiot, Gavs, Suprak, Forty, and Poke all make money on Jojo. Suprak also steals 3rd place while Gavs sneaks into 4th.

VEGAS ODDS ON #3:

+600 Airplane!
+600 Young Frankenstein
+1000 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $5650 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted, +500 Sorry to Bother You, +800 Jojo Rabbit)
2) Forty $3650 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted, +850 Thank You For Smoking, +500 Sorry to Bother You, +800 Jojo Rabbit)
3) Suprak $2900 (+500 Mystery Men, +1100 Team America: World Police, +500 Sorry to Bother You, +800 Jojo Rabbit)
4) Gavs $2650 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, +850 Thank You For Smoking, +800 Jojo Rabbit)
5) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
6) Mythiot $2250 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +850 Thank You For Smoking, +800 Jojo Rabbit)
7) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
7) Inviso $2200 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, +500 Sorry to Bother You)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)
  • Office Space (+1700 odds)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/28/23 7:34:44 PM
#402
Sorry to bother you, Vis, Poke, forty, and Suprak, but I have you pay you $500 each.

VEGAS ODDS ON #4:

+700 Airplane!
+700 Young Frankenstein
+800 Jojo Rabbit
+1000 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted, +500 Sorry to Bother You)
2) Forty $2850 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted, +850 Thank You For Smoking, +500 Sorry to Bother You)
3) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
4) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
4) Inviso $2200 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, +500 Sorry to Bother You)
6) Suprak $2100 (+500 Mystery Men, +1100 Team America: World Police, +500 Sorry to Bother You)
7) Gavs $1850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, +850 Thank You For Smoking)
8) Mythiot $1450 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +850 Thank You For Smoking)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)
  • Office Space (+1700 odds)



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TopicGame of Gen 8: Super Mario 3D World/Final Fantasy VII R | Hollow Knight/Kirby 3D
plasmabeam
03/28/23 7:31:14 PM
#11
tazzyboyishere posted...
Mario
Knight


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TopicGame of Gen 8: Virtue's Last Reward vs. South Park TFBW | Celeste vs. Judgment
plasmabeam
03/27/23 8:47:52 PM
#32
Neocrimson posted...
Virtue
Judgment


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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8: Bloodborne vs. One Step From Eden | Last of Us II vs. Pokemon XY
plasmabeam
03/26/23 9:01:12 PM
#25
Blood
Last

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicJohn Wick 4
plasmabeam
03/26/23 8:31:29 AM
#18
Pokalicious posted...
You absolutely need to watch all three, in order, before watching the fourth one.


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TopicDo you like this character? Day 1450: Dick Grayson (Batman)
plasmabeam
03/26/23 8:24:10 AM
#29
Yes

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicJohn Wick 4
plasmabeam
03/25/23 7:32:34 PM
#11
Aecioo posted...
I don't get the love for 2, but I respect it. It's just too much of a jump from realistic action to SUPERHERO JOHN WICK.

The movie was self-aware enough that it never bothered me, but I see where you're coming from. JW1 is much more grounded with him needing to rest after the club shootout and such.

Also, I like how you said the final half hour was incredible. That really speaks to the movies pacing

Guess what. The last action scene was an hour long. I literally found a cam recording to make sure I'm not crazy, and from the moment he gets off the boat, to the final duel is basically an hour. Yeah it's like 4 different set pieces but it does not stop for a literal hour

Damn. Didn't even realize that. I was indeed enthralled. I hope that if they make a JW5 it's a prequel (maybe showing him completing his "Impossible Task"), because the final duel and ending of JW4 was absolutely incredible and I wouldn't want them to extend things out just to cash-in on the franchise.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/25/23 5:22:15 PM
#389
Thank you for betting, Mythiot, Gavs, and forty.

VEGAS ODDS ON #5:

+500 Sorry to Bother You
+800 Airplane!
+900 Young Frankenstein
+1000 Jojo Rabbit
+1200 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
2) Forty $2350 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted, +850 Thank You For Smoking)
4) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
5) Gavs $1850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, +850 Thank You For Smoking)
6) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
7) Suprak $1600 (+500 Mystery Men, +1100 Team America: World Police)
8) Mythiot $1450 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +850 Thank You For Smoking)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)
  • Office Space (+1700 odds)

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TopicJohn Wick 4
plasmabeam
03/25/23 10:54:38 AM
#5
Saw it Thursday night. Absolutely loved it. Final half hour was incredible.

JW4 fixed the major problem I had with JW3 (3's plot felt totally disjointed, like a bunch of setpieces had been mashed together) and delivered great new characters and a storyline that reminded me of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

And, yes, the top-down one-shot scene was amazing. Bonus points for including the club music from JW1.

2 > 1 > 4 >>> 3

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/24/23 4:06:03 PM
#379
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
MY CROWN

I'm shocked Office Space isn't top 5. I'm also shocked I was the third highest ranker with a 10 spot. Office Space really could've gone as high as like 3 for me at any give time and my top 11 or so were very fluid and I mixed them around quite a bit before a final submission. Kinda wished I had it slightly higher now, but I think it was doomed to top out at like six even if I did go with my initial rankings.

This was another rewatch, and I remembered most of the film. Despite that, I still laughed out loud several times. It is just a great comedy that does almost everything right.

In retrospect, I do agree with the idea that maybe it sputters a bit in its final act. I didn't really consider that in my rankings but if I did have a complaint about it, it would probably be that.

I'm shocked, too. My expectations were biased because I found the story so relatable (offices really haven't changed much in 24 years), but even with the weak final act and its deus ex machina climax taken into account, I thought this one was a lock for the Top 3.


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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/24/23 4:03:12 PM
#377
The House wins, and damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

VEGAS ODDS ON #6:

+500 Sorry to Bother You
+850 Thank You For Smoking
+900 Airplane!
+1000 Young Frankenstein
+1100 Jojo Rabbit
+1500 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
3) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
4) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
5) Suprak $1600 (+500 Mystery Men, +1100 Team America: World Police)
6) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
7) Gavs $1000 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
8) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)
  • Office Space (+1700 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/23/23 9:14:47 PM
#368
PAYOUTS! Suprak goes against the wagering grain and snags a nitfy $1100!

VEGAS ODDS ON #7:

+500 Sorry to Bother You
+850 Thank You For Smoking
+1000 Airplane!
+1200 Young Frankenstein
+1200 Jojo Rabbit
+1700 Office Space
+1700 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
3) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
4) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
5) Suprak $1600 (+500 Mystery Men, +1100 Team America: World Police)
6) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
7) Gavs $1000 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
8) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations Part 2: Seeding Help
plasmabeam
03/23/23 11:17:56 AM
#33
Doom Eternal
Persona 5
Tales of Berseria
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/23/23 11:15:56 AM
#358
One thing I'll say about Austin Powers... I was never bored while watching that movie. Totally fun despite its flaws.

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations
plasmabeam
03/22/23 7:42:44 PM
#125
DROP:
Ys IX Monstrum Nox

Add:
Doki Doki Literature Club

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations
plasmabeam
03/22/23 6:35:09 PM
#122
DROP
Metroid: Samus Returns

ADD
Shovel Knight

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/22/23 6:30:28 PM
#352
Payouts? Yeah, baby! Gavs and Johnbobb get a groovy $500 as we head into the final eight.

VEGAS ODDS ON #8:

+500 Sorry to Bother You
+850 Thank You For Smoking
+1100 Team America: World Police
+1200 Airplane!
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Jojo Rabbit
+2000 Office Space
+2000 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
3) Johnbobb $2200 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
4) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
5) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
6) Gavs $1000 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)
7) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
8) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/21/23 6:30:50 PM
#348
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
There aren't any big changes I'd make now. NATM and Interview both probably jump a couple of spots.

BetrayedTangy posted...
10. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)

Plasma: 21
Suprak: 25

Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Here Cohen is just taking a microscope to the taint of America and we're supposed to be surprised when he finds shit.

We just maxed-out our BFF link.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/21/23 6:27:41 PM
#347
WE HAVE A WINNER! Mega kicks off the Top 10 with a cool $600 from Borat.

VEGAS ODDS ON #9:

+500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+700 Sorry to Bother You
+900 Thank You For Smoking
+1100 Team America: World Police
+1250 Airplane!
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Jojo Rabbit
+2000 Office Space
+2000 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $2350 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Borat)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
5) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
6) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
6) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/20/23 9:23:57 PM
#326
  1. ???
  2. ???
  3. ???
  4. ???
  5. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
  6. The Interview (2014)
  7. ???
  8. ???
  9. ???
  10. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
  11. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
  12. ???
  13. Duck Soup (1933)
  14. ???
  15. Enchanted (2007)
  16. Return of the Living Dead (1985)
  17. Modern Times (1936)
  18. Zoolander (2001)
  19. Black Dynamite (2009)
  20. The Freshman (1990)
  21. ???
  22. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
  23. Spaceballs (1987)
  24. Stripes (1981)
  25. Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979)
  26. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
  27. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
  28. Mystery Men (1999)
  29. This is Spinal Tap (1984)
  30. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/20/23 6:35:52 PM
#322
HOUSE WINS AGAIN! Gotta say, I'm stunned Holy Grail missed the Top 10, but I'm happy to build another casino on its grave.

VEGAS ODDS ON #10:

+500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+600 Borat
+850 Sorry to Bother You
+1000 Team America: World Police
+1000 Thank You For Smoking
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Airplane!
+1500 Jojo Rabbit
+2000 Office Space
+2000 Galaxy Quest

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
5) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
6) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
6) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail (+1000 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations
plasmabeam
03/19/23 10:23:32 PM
#93
DROP
NieR Replicant (PS4)

ADD
Yakuza: Like a Dragon

(It should be eligible since the PS4 version released before the PS5 version. If not, ignore this post.)

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/19/23 7:12:57 PM
#304
Seginustemple posted...
Cage seems like a weird pick for that, I feel like he forged his own career at a respectable distance from the family name

I thought Scorsese was the main reason behind his success? I've never really researched it, but Cage never seemed like a "Yeah, he earned that fame" type.

...and now that I've been looking up Hollywood nepo babies for five minutes, I'm astonished to find that Audrey Hepburn is actually not related to Katherine Hepburn

Stunned by this.

GavsEvans123 posted...
When does a nepo baby stop being one? For example, Jamie Lee Curtis has famous parents, but she's been acting consistently for over 40 years.

Wondering this as well. I mean, I prefer Kiefer Sutherland to Donald.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/19/23 7:09:25 PM
#303
The House wins! Dy-no-mite, Dy-no-mite.

VEGAS ODDS ON #11:

+500 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+650 Borat
+900 Sorry to Bother You
+1000 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
+1000 Team America: World Police
+1200 Thank You For Smoking
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Airplane!
+1500 Jojo Rabbit

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
5) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
6) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
6) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)
  • Black Dynamite (+850 odds)



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/19/23 3:48:22 PM
#296
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
I know nepo baby is the phrase du jour, but man oh man when that some day works its way into Webster's, I hope that the picture they use next to it is Ben Stiller.

Webster's already committed to using Nick Cage's picture.


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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations
plasmabeam
03/18/23 9:55:26 PM
#48
DROP
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked

ADD
AI: The Somnium Files

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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicGame of Gen 8 - Nominations
plasmabeam
03/18/23 8:54:48 PM
#40
  1. Blasphemous
  2. DOOM (2016)
  3. DOOM Eternal
  4. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
  5. Fire Emblem Awakening
  6. Fire Emblem Fates (Conquest, if I have to be specific)
  7. Hollow Knight
  8. Kid Icarus: Uprising
  9. Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain
  10. Metroid: Samus Returns
  11. NieR Replicant (PS4)
  12. Persona 5
  13. Persona 5 Strikers
  14. Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
  15. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked
  16. Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
  17. Tales of Berseria
  18. Ys VIII: The Lacrymosa of Dana
  19. Ys IX: Monstrum Nox
  20. Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward



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~Jacksonville Jaguars~
TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/18/23 8:28:43 PM
#291
HOUSE WINS IN (MALE MODEL) STYLE!!!

VEGAS ODDS ON #12:

+600 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+700 Borat
+850 Black Dynamite
+1100 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
+1100 Team America: World Police
+1100 Sorry to Bother You
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Airplane!
+1500 Thank You For Smoking

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
5) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
6) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
6) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500 odds)
  • Zoolander (+850 odds)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/17/23 8:13:19 PM
#281
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Has anyone done a "Rank Your Favorite Christmas/Holiday movies" topic before? Might be a good one for a seasonal ranking at some point.

I also had another idea that I'm not sure would work but we could do a "Rank Our Favorites" topic where we submit some favorite movies, non-specific to genre, anonymously and then rank them. I hadn't decided if I wanted to do one where we actually submit movies we think are great artistically or guilty pleasure movies or a mixture of both.

Johnbobb posted...
I don't think so? But then again idk how many people would get through an entire list of Christmas movies (not sure if I could)

and that's a solid idea!

Typically when making lists I try to include a little bit of everything within a genre. The critical darlings, blockbusters, personal favorites.

Holiday movies can extend beyond December... Groundhog Day, Independence Day Halloween, etc. Then again, most holiday moving are set around December.

I like the "Rank Our Favorites" idea. If everyone submits 2-3 movies, that can get interesting.

Other ideas I thought of (not sure if they've been done before):

  • Sports Movies: Rocky, Million Dollar Baby, The Natural, Bad News Bears, Moneyball, Caddyshack, Jerry Maguire, etc.
  • Pre-2008 Superhero Movies: Basically anything before Iron Man & Dark Knight)
  • Black Mirror Episodes (mini-list... I'm looking for a good excuse to rewatch these)

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TopicPost your hot takes regarding Danganronpa
plasmabeam
03/17/23 6:33:38 PM
#110
1 > 2

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/17/23 6:33:08 PM
#276
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Hello there best friend who never disagrees with me on anything!

Aside from Spinal Tap and Popstar, we've been joined at the hip since this list entered the teens.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/17/23 6:22:50 PM
#274
PAYOUTS! Poke and Forty enchant their way into $900 each.

VEGAS ODDS ON #13:

+700 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+700 Borat
+850 Zoolander
+850 Black Dynamite
+1100 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
+1100 Team America: World Police
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Airplane!
+1500 Thank You For Smoking

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $4350 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping, +900 Enchanted)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $1500 (+600 Duck Soup, +900 Enchanted)
5) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
6) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
6) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/17/23 6:17:27 PM
#273
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Christmas Vacation is extremely nostalgic for me and I would guess I've seen that more times than literally any other movie. Watched it every year as a kid and I still watch it at least once a year during the holidays. It is unironically my second favorite Christmas movie and my siblings and I still quote it all the time.

Is Die Hard or Wonderful Life your #1?

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/16/23 7:29:50 PM
#261
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
This was your 10?!? This seems super negative.

Id say I really enjoyed my top 11, thought my next 8 were pretty good to okayish, and then disliked my bottom 11.

Loved my Top 8. #9-18 were good. #19-22 were meh. #23-30 were painful.

Christmas Vacation was tricky to rate because I respect its creativity and attention to detail, but I also find it to be an overdone slog at times. Honestly it could've ranked anywhere from 9-16 depending on my mood when I submitted my rankings.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/16/23 7:25:16 PM
#260
PAYOUTS!! Christmas comes early for Johnbobb and Inviso

VEGAS ODDS ON #14:

+600 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+750 Borat
+900 Zoolander
+900 Enchanted
+900 Black Dynamite
+1200 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
+1200 Team America: World Police
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Thank You For Smoking

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $3450 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $1700 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
3) Johnbobb $1700 (+850 Spaceballs, +850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
4) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/15/23 6:03:04 PM
#246
HOUSE WINS AND EVERYONE ELSE LOSES!!! Buy, hey, always look on the bright side of life.

VEGAS ODDS ON #15:

+700 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+700 Zoolander
+850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
+850 Borat
+900 Enchanted
+900 Black Dynamite
+1200 Monty Python and the Holy Grail
+1200 Team America: World Police
+1500 Young Frankenstein

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $3450 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $850 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie)
3) Johnbobb $850 (+850 Spaceballs)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
4) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)
  • Monty Pythons The Life of Brian (+1500)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/15/23 11:04:18 AM
#239
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Oh man did I hate Popstar so much more than literally any other movie in this ranking. It was in like in a tier by itself, with another tier of nothing in between my 29 and it to help quarantine it from Popstar. Below is my edited, more friendly write-up. I was busy to I actually have a couple of old write-ups I might post to, but at least I made it back in time to see the death of Popstar.

The viewers at home are dying to know... Popstar or Terrifier?

Also, I might not like Andy Sandberg at all anymore. It was like the end of The Usual Suspects where I get the fax and slowly have the horrible realization that the unfunny comedian I was looking for this entire time was Andy Sandberg all along.

Gold.


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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/14/23 10:46:10 PM
#232
As if Popstar beating Spinal Tap wasn't crazy enough, they had to tie on top of it. Also, PAYOUTS! Poke and Mythiot get $600 each.

VEGAS ODDS ON #16:

+700 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+700 Zoolander
+850 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
+900 Borat
+900 Enchanted
+900 Black Dynamite
+1500 Young Frankenstein
+1500 Monty Pythons The Life of Brian
+1500 Team America: World Police

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $3450 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup, +600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $850 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie)
3) Johnbobb $850 (+850 Spaceballs)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
4) Mythiot $600 (+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)



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TopicPost your hot takes regarding Final Fantasy
plasmabeam
03/14/23 12:37:08 PM
#81
FF6 is a complete slog and at best an average JRPG.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/13/23 7:21:02 PM
#223
BetrayedTangy posted...
18. This is Spinal Tap (1984)

Suprak: 4
Plasma: 29

Counter-punch.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/13/23 7:20:24 PM
#222
HOUSE WINS AGAIN!! Everyone bet Popstar, only to lose on the other band-focused satire.

VEGAS ODDS ON #17:

+600 Zoolander
+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
+800 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+1000 Enchanted
+1000 Black Dynamite
+1250 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
+1250 Borat
+1500 Monty Pythons The Life of Brian
+1500 Team America: World Police

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $2850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $850 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie)
3) Johnbobb $850 (+850 Spaceballs)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)
  • This is Spinal Tap (+1250 odds)



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TopicPost your hot takes regarding food
plasmabeam
03/13/23 6:01:33 PM
#48
Broccoli goes great with pizza, but not on pizza.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/12/23 5:10:28 PM
#213
HOUSE WINS BABY!!! Everybody hopped on the Christmas Vacation bandwagon and missed out on Modern Times.

VEGAS ODDS ON #18:

+600 Zoolander
+600 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
+800 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+1000 Enchanted
+1000 Black Dynamite
+1250 This is Spinal Tap
+1250 National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
+1250 Borat
+1500 Monty Pythons The Life of Brian

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $2850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $850 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie)
3) Johnbobb $850 (+850 Spaceballs)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Modern Times (+700 odds)



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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/12/23 5:06:26 PM
#212
fortybelowsummer posted...
A 30 and a 1 woooow. Has that ever happened before?

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. I gave it a 30. Somebody else gave it a 1.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/12/23 12:04:02 PM
#202
fortybelowsummer posted...
I'll join you on that guess since I want to shoot for a 2500 and it seems possible

Yeah, I wavered between adding that and Life of Brian to the oddsboard. Good luck, friends.

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TopicThe Winner of Game of Gen 7 is... Super Mario Galaxy!!
plasmabeam
03/11/23 9:28:47 PM
#5
Galaxy 2 >>> Galaxy 1 > Portal

Haven't played Portal 2, although I need to put it on my list. Portal 1 didn't wow me, so I've always been lazy about checking out the sequel.

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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/11/23 9:27:09 PM
#197
BetrayedTangy posted...
15. Gavs
The biggest hit against this film is that it isnt as focused as Young Frankenstein, which was really dedicated to the Frankenstein mythos and classic horror, spoofing specific scenes and tropes. By comparison, Spaceballs feels more surface level and scattershot, with less passion for the source material.

19. Karo
The problem is that this film does not as much satirize the elements of the Star Wars series to the degree it just does a straight ripoff of the plot of Star Wars only with everything dumb and silly, and that gets old really fast.

24. Mythiot
Spaceballs suffers quite a bit from feeling like Brooks wasnt quite as affectionate for the source material as his other spoofs and is more annoyed by its omnipresence then anything.

This, this, and this.


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TopicBoard 8 Watches and Ranks Satire Films: The Ranking!
plasmabeam
03/11/23 8:01:37 PM
#194
Johnbobb, I've never been happier to give a payout.

VEGAS ODDS ON #20:

+700 Modern Times
+700 Zoolander
+700 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
+850 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
+1000 Enchanted
+1000 Black Dynamite
+1250 This is Spinal Tap
+1250 Borat
+1500 Monty Pythons The Life of Brian

+200 Any other movie (+2500 if guessed correctly)

Leaderboard:
1) Poke $2850 (+500 Mystery Men, +500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview, +600 Duck Soup)
2) Mega $1750 (+500 The Freshman, +1250 The Interview)
3) Inviso $850 (+850 Not Another Teen Movie)
3) Johnbobb $850 (+850 Spaceballs)
4) Forty $600 (+600 Duck Soup)
5) Suprak $500 (+500 Mystery Men)
5) Gavs $500 (+500 Mystery Men)

The House Won On:
  • Stripes (+1000 odds)
  • Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (+500 odds)
  • Beverly Hills Cop (+1000 odds)
  • Return of the Living Dead (Unlisted; +2500 odds)
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unlisted; +2500 odds)



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