Lurker > paperwarior

No, and I'm not sure it could. Unpleasant people who like something are different people than me. I don't have to share any of their flaws for liking the same thing as them.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

While arguing with Vlado may not change his mind, trying to shout him down like that kind of makes you look like cultists, which actually reinforces his world view.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Okay, now that that chain's been broken, I wouldn't put it past them but I trust Project Veritas about as much as Vlado trusts CNN.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I remembered this from my childhood as an incredibly terrible game, so I figured I'd give it another shot. It lives up to my expectations. First, there's no hitstun on enemies. They will run at you and sit directly on top of you where you can't hit them and rapidly drain your HP. The only way to fight them is to run away and hit them with a ki attack. However, hit detection for all your attacks is somewhere between unreliable and completely random, and running away usually relies on the flight mechanic, which is very limited and can only be restored with powerups. Flight also allows you to bypass certain parts of the environment but it's not totally clear which. You can go up some walls, over water, and across some gaps. The stat balance is also way out of whack. I remember giving up and cheating and taking ages to kill bosses while standing still and hitting them, but if you grind enough it becomes pretty easy. This involves a lot of death, though, and since you can save anywhere and respawning refills your HP, there's little incentive not to die. It's unintentionally hilarious to see Goku's angel CG with heart-lifting music every time he keels over due to wolves or something. Bosses are decidedly unimpressive since they all follow the same exact formula as regular enemies, or at least the enemies who can shoot ki blasts at you. Since they only go after you when you're in their line of sight, these fights are unusually relaxed as you stroll around refilling your flight and healing herbs. The only redeeming elements are its connections to Dragon Ball Z, but the best it has to offer in this regard are blurry stills from the anime. Other events, if shown at all, are extremely tame in terms of visuals. Goku at least goes Super Saiyan at the end but it doesn't seem to do much, and then it's over.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku (GBA)
Yep, still pretty terrible.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I'm sort of concerned about the changes from regular Dissidia. I wanted to be able to play Dissidia with non-PSP graphics.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Those are four choices.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Heroic Bigpun posted...

I cannot comprehend not wanting to buy a game because of some dumbass trophies

Well there is completion percentage to consider for some people. You can't undo playing part of a game except by finishing it. But I'm way far gone in that respect. I'll just be happy with the games I do choose to 100%.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

BK_Sheikah00 posted...

Never played a game with online trophies and plan to keep it that way

Never played a fighting game?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Fight'N Rage (PC)
Someone recommended it to me and it definitely is a blast to play, even if the title is kind of terrible because I could never remember how it's punctuated.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Street Fighter II: The World Warrior (SNES)
M. Bison nothin', it's Vega that you have to watch out for in this one. I also don't really get the controls. They've got context air normals and it always did an HCF when I wanted a QCF unless I kept far away from back for a while.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

There's a new Series of Unfortunate Events adaptation?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

That process is kind of a hassle. More so taking them out. You really have to press those release buttons while pulling.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

HashtagSEP posted...

Nanis23 posted...

why

Because it has good games?

This shouldn't be challenging.

The Wii U had good games. At least exclusives. I guess it doesn't hurt to have multiplats people actually want to buy on your system ever.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Abzu isn't particularly scary, and I don't think there are any threatening sharks or whatever, just threatening robot sea mines.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Quite common. It's in August.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Good to know.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

iiicon posted...

but it's the same thing

Don't you have to subscribe and then wait until the bundle comes out and then unsubscribe? It's the same amount of money but it takes more work and planning. It's like when you have a free trial but they automatically charge you if you don't unsubscribe in time.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I did this once and it wasn't great. Supposedly one of the weaker months. It'd be nice if you could just buy one instead of subscribing and unsubscribing.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

BetrayedTangy posted...

Brawl in the Family is cute

It is but it's drawn.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I'll follow this year.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I have a bunch of mysterious B8 people on my Steam friends too.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

KCF0107 posted...

paperwarior posted...

Considering Aliens Go Home Run

Oh my god yes get it. You must be Kenny on Steam

No, that's not me, but I got it.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Fight'n' Rage-$15
Considering Aliens Go Home Run
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I use iTunes too because I still haven't found anything else with all its functions.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Spatial puzzlers, probably overhead? Slayaway Camp came out on PS4 recently. It's similar to Quell but with some different mechanics due to the slasher movie theme.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Grand Kirby posted...

If I buy her virginity could I not use it and prevent anyone else from having it? What are the rules?

Permanent chastity... That's seriously kinky.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

It's kind of the iconic non-battle theme of FFII. Final boss theme has Dissidia at least. 5 is more popular, for good reason, but the soundtrack is full of excellent tracks and nobody talks about them aside from Gilgamesh and Exdeath's battle themes.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I guess he's just not as charismatic.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I guess getting impaled by Sephiroth is pretty memorable.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

You use his D-Link all the time, especially in the arena.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I liked near the end (stuff actually happens in the story and there are clear reasons for it!) and kind of wish I'd just ignored most of the fetch quests and hunts.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Sorry to hear- Oh, good one.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Mario and I have Kamiko installed from before Mario.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I guess beating all the NES Megamans is alright. I was kind of relaxed with games I suppose. Played a lot of single-player Guilty Gear between classes and not all that much multiplayer.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

iiicon posted...

OliviaTremor posted...

Can't wait for some hot indie games I've been playing on PC for the past couple of years!

also you joke but 1. like indie games on the vita, it's amazing to have great games like that on a portable system and 2. they're selling like crazy

You can't put it in your pocket, though, so it's only so much more useful than the Wii U's controller monitor.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Snake5555555555 posted...

It hisses me off that there's no snakes in the poll.

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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I guess bears have a lot of options but cats seem like they would make puns shamelessly if they could.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I guess the best is real human opponents but that's kind of a different question. Story-wise I like killing big and/or strong things, so that's generally fantasy creatures or robots, but then there's also large groups of human-sized enemies. For those I think I prefer monsters, demons, robots, stuff like that.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

NIER(PS3)
Well, one ending anyway. Story really pays off at the end. Not sure there was any point in doing some of these sidequests but they're done now. The grind for weapon upgrades seems intimidating so I'm delaying it until before the last endings to get as much done on the way as possible.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I happened upon the video and I kept seeing goofy lines. I guess I shouldn't write it off entirely based on that, but I effectively skimmed it and it didn't make a great impression.
Then again, Thomas has stuff like this:

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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

My point still stands but I'm watching Critic4l or however you spell it read through the Paw Patrol thing and it's laughable nonsense. The best thing you can say about it is it seems to not be in one of the main CNN sections.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Vlado posted...

Because the claims in the article (not just the title - but the title is very important) are batshit insane? I don't know, making batshit insane claims about children's cartoons doesn't seem like something a trustworthy media outlet would do to me (or anyone else who is sane).

Yeah, I mean, we all know children's entertainment is full of cultural Marxism instead.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Some aren't worth complaining too much about but I can't agree with any of them.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Monument Valley 2 (Android)
It's still visually striking and satisfyingly tactile but I got to the end and felt like "That's it?" I remember the original as escalating the complexity more and going on for longer, not to mention the extra levels like the windmill and Forgotten Shores.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

No Nier Automata, huh?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

ninkendo posted...

I was going to say Mint and Light Brown

that wasn't a choice :(

Maybe seeing this post "colored" my impression, but that's what I see.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I don't expect Joubin to be the main villain when we already know his Stand. There has to be someone leading the Rock Humans.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

That level of damage is definitely survivable for a JoJo combatant. He is just a kid, though.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto