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TopicWhat thing Gen Z is doing right is their choosing lab grown diamonds over
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:56:12 AM
#13
Yeah, diamond arent even all that rare. DeBeers is holding on to untold trillions of them.

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TopicTrump Supporters Wore Diapers at Rallies?
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:53:02 AM
#12
For fucks sales, imagine whats in their diapers after a long day of drinking raw milk and attending MAGA rallies.

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TopicGood Morning!
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:44:55 AM
#9
https://youtu.be/VX58xk-4XAw?si=hmwXg2iVEkP4Az8k

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TopicHappy 68th birthday to Homer Simpson
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:40:15 AM
#21
Zikten posted...
The Simpsons never should have had a sliding timescale. The show might still be fresh and popular if they just stuck to real time passage. Let characters age, and life milestones to happen.
Bart gets Sherri pregnant at 15, they name the kid Dallas, and Bart gets a job at the power plant where he eventually takes Homers job, and then quits and opens a Culvers with Disco Stu, and Gil.

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TopicIs The Batman (2022) good
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:31:12 AM
#20
I cannot overemphasize how much I dont care to ever see another Batman movie again. Seriously, are they gonna make one every 2 years for all of eternity?

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TopicGuess Which Side Has Been Purchasing More Raw Milk Despite Bird Flu Outbreak?
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:28:29 AM
#12
For fuck sakes, the stupid knows no bounds. Its only a matter of time before conservatives start drinking mercury.

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TopicIf you think there's a watch, there's a watch
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:25:13 AM
#7
Of course there is a watch, I wouldnt leave home without my watch.

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TopicCan anyone tell me if this is poison ivy? Pics
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:23:39 AM
#12
Three leaves, let it be.

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TopicAmericans seem to have no shame or sense of embarrassment, it's concerning
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:21:48 AM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/750a25f1.jpg

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TopicI am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:13:33 AM
#46
R1masher posted...
Did you get that liverwurst yet?
Yeah, I doubt tc has the balls to eat organ meat.

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TopicYour most likely choice in Rock Paper Scissors
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:12:27 AM
#6
Lizard

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Topic9/11 and the Two Towers movie
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:11:27 AM
#22
I have no idea what this is. Some conservative claptrap, I gotta assume.

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TopicI am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything.
mustachedmystic
05/15/24 7:09:27 AM
#44
GrandConjuraton posted...
I don't like Apple at all, >.< . Never owned any of their products and never will.

Figured

GrandConjuraton posted...
Cats, for sure! Dogs make me nervous, >.<
Ok, at least youve got this going for you.


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TopicA anybody here ever had a nerve block?
mustachedmystic
05/14/24 7:40:41 AM
#2
3 years ago, surgery for a broken bone in my hand. My whole arm was dead for about 12 hours.

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TopicMark Levin: 'Trump is 76. If the DOJ gets it's way, he will die in prison'
mustachedmystic
05/14/24 7:27:08 AM
#50
i cannot believe the DOJ wants justice. Whats next? Will the FDA try to regulate food and drugs?

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Topic$50 million, but you must go Vegan and only drink.
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 12:36:59 PM
#20
Dungeater posted...
easily

its 50 million dollars. theres way better shit in life than food, and theres plenty of vegan slop to get my fix


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TopicHas anyone else noticed that you started taking a lot more meds since turning 25
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 12:34:36 PM
#33
TimeForAction posted...
Im 40 and have only been seen by a doctor once in my adult life and that was 5 years ago for a checkup
Wow

49, Lisinopril, Pantroprazole

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TopicWhat's the most you ever lost o a coin toss?
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 12:30:27 PM
#14
Possession of the ball. People bet money on coin tosses?

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TopicIs it just me or is Steve Buscemi getting pretty hot
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 10:12:01 AM
#8
He has been, and will always be my example of an ugly actor.

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TopicWhy doesn't anyone post Elsa pics anymore? II
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 10:05:21 AM
#80
16 bit Elsa, awesome.

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TopicApparently Joe Biden had inappropriate showers with his daughter, Ashley.
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 7:58:18 AM
#335
The President molested his daughter, and there is proof, but the only place I am hearing about this is on a dying video game websight? Fuck off with this made up Trumpeting BS.

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TopicRobocop progressively gets better with each movie.
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 7:45:54 AM
#31
misterbum posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/07c7320f.jpg
Hells bells, this is, SO, AWESOME!!

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TopicHey what purpose does Vegy have on CE?
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 7:43:39 AM
#16
Frostmourne posted...
Now that a certain thing is banned.
I have you tagged as the guy that makes topics about Vegy. Having said that, now that hornyposting is banned, his only purpose is dumb topics about Bigfoot.

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TopicRobocop progressively gets better with each movie.
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 7:37:56 AM
#29
MICHALECOLE posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d0341a4e.jpg
AI Elsa pics is the one thing that has kept this sight alive in the face of fandoms nonsensical ban on hornyposting.

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TopicWhy doesn't anyone post Elsa pics anymore? II
mustachedmystic
05/13/24 7:32:35 AM
#75
Tag, cause, cmon, do I really need to explain?

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TopicRule's for dating dis mother's son
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 11:33:36 AM
#20
That last one, well, thats just fucked up.

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TopicWhy doesn't anyone post Elsa pics anymore?
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 11:26:41 AM
#480
I dunno why, but this topic has me transfixed. Im not even into Disney princess movies.

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TopicWhat are you listening to vol. I don't remember the number
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 11:23:57 AM
#79
Crown lands - spit it out
https://youtu.be/0D674nd26gI?si=9Io4asgsKeqrXR9c

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TopicWant a new show to watch? Any recommendations? Nothing too heavy.
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 11:20:17 AM
#16
I second The Americans. I really liked the guy that played Falicitys husband.

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TopicWant a new show to watch? Any recommendations? Nothing too heavy.
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 10:56:04 AM
#10
emblem-man posted...
Leverage?
Yeah, thats it!

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TopicWant a new show to watch? Any recommendations? Nothing too heavy.
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 10:48:25 AM
#7
Burn notice
Damn, there is another show I wanna recommend, but I cannot remember the name. Its about a group of conmen that help out ordinary people that are getting screwed over by the rich and powerful.

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Topicyou have been blessed by SHOWER BUDDY
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 10:17:25 AM
#9
Hejiru posted...
Get out of my shower, buddy!
Hes not your buddy, friend!

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Topicrowling is having a melt down over something
mustachedmystic
05/12/24 10:14:17 AM
#34
Are we sure she didnt have a stroke?

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TopicHas anyone else noticed this trend with Smartcars or am I just crazy
mustachedmystic
05/11/24 1:03:41 AM
#21
I just couldnt see myself driving something so small. I am 6 2. also, I have a 18 mile commute, mostly on a busy suburban beltway,

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TopicMidnight Ice Cream run?
mustachedmystic
05/11/24 12:53:23 AM
#4
Only if youre driving, I cant rn.

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TopicHas anyone else noticed this trend with Smartcars or am I just crazy
mustachedmystic
05/11/24 12:20:06 AM
#12
I see more Rivians than Smartcars. But, I cant help but to chuckle at the thought of a fat man driving a SmartCar.

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TopicWords and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them
mustachedmystic
05/10/24 5:41:18 PM
#183
BDSMKane posted...
Mask off, leopard analogies, freeze peach, and quiet part out loud.
Percocets, ya, molly percocets, percocets

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TopicCaption this
mustachedmystic
05/10/24 12:36:42 PM
#12
Why is his mouth glowing?
Why is his mouth glowing?
Why is my mouth glowing!?!

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TopicYou're out looking for bigfoot when you encounter DIS
mustachedmystic
05/10/24 12:33:32 PM
#25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a161c1b1.jpg

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TopicRobocop progressively gets better with each movie.
mustachedmystic
05/10/24 10:10:51 AM
#19
furb posted...
Lol part three doesn't even have the satirical violence.
But it has my girl CCH Pounder.

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TopicHow many languages will the average human speak in the year 2500?
mustachedmystic
05/10/24 7:12:47 AM
#22
According to the documentary series Cleopatra 2525 humanity will be living in a giant underground complex, because the outside world is dominated by large alien robots. And for some unknown reason, while mankind has somehow managed to build this giant underground bunker to hide from the aliens, they somehow lost the knowledge of elevators, as they have to use grappling lines attached to their wrists to traverse large vertical tunnels. So, I doubt many of them have the time or energy to learn multiple languages.

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TopicWords and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 12:28:47 PM
#110
MacadamianNut3 posted...
This, woke, and Booger McFarland saying any word that ends in "bility"
Now Im goin a start using yall all the time like drunk hillbilly calling Booger McFarland woke.

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TopicEver seen Showgirls?
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 10:12:13 AM
#38
Right after watching it, my friend complained that the sex scenes werent realistic.

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TopicThe Vietnamese government has blocked Steam.
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:48:18 AM
#33
Glob posted...
Do you mean Fortunate Son?
Theres lots of things you expect in war, carnage, the sleepless nights. But what they dont prepare you for is the incessant use of Fortunite Son.

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TopicYou been caught by horny police wat do?
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:37:52 AM
#13
Were_Wyrm posted...
E. Jerk it with Luigi
And I thought Awkwafina was the only one into Luigi.

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TopicWere you breastfed, CE?
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:36:05 AM
#25
I would think so, I never thought to ask. Too late now.

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TopicWords and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:34:02 AM
#90
LeoRavus posted...
"Sweet", like sweet jumps.
Dude!
Sweet!
Dude!
Sweet!

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TopicWords and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:28:30 AM
#88
Any and every time sci fi uses the word sentient when it means sapient, which is literally every time.

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TopicEvery time you swear, someone named Kevin stubs his toe.
mustachedmystic
05/09/24 7:24:21 AM
#7
Trumble posted...
Isn't that just fucking awful?
Only if it is the same Kevin, cause I curse like a sailor.

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