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Topic	She looks at you and says 'Can you think of anything I can do with myself?"
monkmith 03/22/20 5:10:13 PM #7	parcheesi? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Hypothetical: Sanders drops out, endorses Trump
monkmith 03/22/20 5:05:47 PM #28	EndOfDiscOne posted... Does anyone gaf about election right now? People are going to lose interest and not show up to the polls, except for the Trump voters who aren't afraid of corona. yes, seeing that half the reason shit's as bad as it is right now is because the moron in power gutted the CDC and denied reality for the last 3 months... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	10 out of the 20 topics on Page 1 are about the coronovirus. Wtf.
monkmith 03/22/20 3:45:06 PM #6	yes, we should talk about that basketball game that didn't take place due to covid... or that new movie that wasn't released due to covid... or that school shooting that didn't happen due to covid... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	What would you do if you found out your best friend was a Republican?
monkmith 03/22/20 3:40:18 PM #9	roll my eyes and remember all the dumb shit he did growing up, brain damage is real. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Be sure to click on this topic for good luck!
monkmith 03/22/20 3:38:07 PM #6	FF_Redux posted... I'm stoned and wtf is this bullshit 4chan nonsense. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I fear that people aren't going to quarantine themselves for too long
monkmith 03/22/20 2:58:48 PM #16	quarantine was never gonna get rid of the disease, just spread out the virus over a longer time. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Just made a 300 dollar profit ama.
monkmith 03/22/20 2:01:15 PM #6	CommunismFTW posted... Neither, save the money for the apocalypse. in an apocalypse situation, do you think currency will have any value? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Donald Trump Jr.: You people truly suck!
monkmith 03/22/20 1:59:54 PM #30	keep in mind, media points this shit out because dumbfucks will guzzle anything if they think it'll help. its why they had to keep repeating that no, drinking fucking bleach wouldn't help... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Do you blame China for the coronavirus?
monkmith 03/22/20 1:57:03 PM #20	TheTrueAmerican posted... I blame Canada, that Israeli guy they arrested in America and some of the Chinese government. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Is anyone else's hair appointments postponed until May??
monkmith 03/22/20 1:52:53 PM #5	i transitioned to buzz cuts years ago and that's easy as hell to do yourself. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	If she obsesses over animals or Disney characters, she won't be a good gf.
monkmith 03/22/20 1:50:43 PM #11	can i get her to dress up as one of the 'disney princesses'? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Do you blame China for the coronavirus?
monkmith 03/22/20 1:49:18 PM #15	blame the chinese government, not the chinese themselves. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I'm confused about coronavirus testing
monkmith 03/22/20 11:33:36 AM #11	you get tested if you're working in a field where you cant just up and quit, everyone else is just wasting time right now. in a perfect world, everyone could get tested so epidemiologists could accurately track the disease. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	How do people in apocalypse stories live without toilet paper
monkmith 03/22/20 11:30:20 AM #4	spread your butt cheeks before you shit. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	What are the best rice a roni and pasta roni flavors?
monkmith 03/22/20 11:28:16 AM #3	you realize its the "San-Fransisco treat" right? sounds like a great way to get the covid... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Well at least teachers are forced to quit banging their students
monkmith 03/22/20 11:26:16 AM #4	Intro2Logic posted... USA gonna set a new record for days without a school shooting ...that is a hilariously depressing record... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 11:25:04 AM #23	malenz posted... I mean I guess he's probably really stressed out over losing one of his hundreds of yachts he planned a vacation on due to the stockmarket crashing. he's pissed he cant go to maralago... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Liberal Tears; White Tears. Why do losers buy cups with these imprinted on them
monkmith 03/22/20 11:23:41 AM #3	stupidity? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 11:22:52 AM #21	Lost_All_Senses posted... This. He's not a stand up comedian dealing with a heckler. The reason he's President is because the average American sucks at management and would pick a guy with 0 experience over someone qualified, for dumb reasons like this. he's reality TV president. if he's not blowing up on camera then he's not being what people voted him in for... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 11:18:48 AM #18	malenz posted... Oh yeah that's bad. I got the CE lite version and CE has been known to misrepresent things. CE loves to spin shit (in both directions) so i understand. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 11:15:31 AM #16	malenz posted... that wasn't the full context of the question https://twitter.com/i/status/1241042440913641482 or are we talking about trumps hurt feelings? maybe the fact he's had it pointed out multiple times that he gutted the CDC when he came into office and blocked prep work for this disease for months? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Is it possible a lot of us already had Coronavirus but never knew it?
monkmith 03/22/20 11:14:17 AM #6	Awesome posted... Yes thats the theory right now, that the usa has had it for a minimum of 6 months and many of us had it its a stupid fucking theory developed by people that play too much plague inc... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 11:12:06 AM #12	malenz posted... I heard the reporter was trying to pull some stupid gotcha instead of asking an honest question then played the victim its a gotcha question to ask a president what he'd say to scared americans? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Since we're all gonna be living off it for a while: favorite chef boyardee?
monkmith 03/22/20 10:53:30 AM #41	used to love the ravioli ones, ones without meat. then i ate a can and got viciously ill and haven't touched the crap since. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	I dont like Trump, but I like the way he deals with the media.
monkmith 03/22/20 10:51:46 AM #9	you like watching a manbaby throw a hissy fit when people ask tough questions? bet you like "reality tv" too... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Even isis is telling people to stay home yet yuppies still on they spring break
monkmith 03/22/20 10:45:37 AM #38	BathroomWater posted... Huh, you're right. Earlier people were reporting that it was. Apparently it can only survive for a few seconds after someone sneezes/coughs. people hear airborne and think measles, which can ride around on dust particles in the air for hours. with covid you either need someone to sneeze in your face, or on a surface that you then touch and rub in your face; thing is its really easy to touch a surface and then rub your face. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Holy SHIT! The MOVES on this Lizard! No fucks given
monkmith 03/22/20 10:40:57 AM #11	reminds me of a time i got "surrounded" by a pack of rat terriers while walking my dogs. at the time i had a toy poodle and a basset hound. rat terriers, 5 of them, come charging out of a yard and immediately surround my poodle; 3 were in the front yelling at him while two tried to sneak around and attack from behind. poodle is terrified, he was a monster that would attack you for the smallest slight but couldn't handle any form of aggression; and i'm just standing there laughing my ass off as a bunch of tiny dogs surround a slightly larger dog exactly as a wolf pack would... and then my basest hound comes bounding over from whatever the fuck he was tracking and just steamrolls 3 of the little turds in his excitement to play. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	How come LoTR had no black people?
monkmith 03/22/20 10:32:02 AM #4	because its a fantasy story drawing from northern european mythology? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Even isis is telling people to stay home yet yuppies still on they spring break
monkmith 03/22/20 8:39:56 AM #12	--- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	ITT: We thrust Covid into submission
monkmith 03/21/20 3:20:01 PM #4	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wG71gxrvE --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Someone I haven't talked to since 2009 just asked for a picture of my uvula.
monkmith 03/21/20 3:16:31 PM #17	VanananaHeyHey posted... If it is a kink, he'll have already have seen them and be able to tell. If it is for science, I'm skewing the results. I'll kink shame whomever I please; it's muh right. Especially when they swagger up after a decade all "uv up?" its not science, at least not any science that matters, because outside of school project data collection no one takes anonymous internet surveys seriously. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Someone I haven't talked to since 2009 just asked for a picture of my uvula.
monkmith 03/21/20 3:10:57 PM #13	VanananaHeyHey posted... No, they specifically wrote out a weak-sauce experiment they said they wanted to conduct when I called them out on it. The obviously implausible explanation made it even creepier than if it had just been an outright request for nudes. well, then dont kink shame! quick search on google brought up dozens of uvula pictures, just use those... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	If I've never played a Souls game what should I play?
monkmith 03/21/20 3:07:41 PM #7	dark souls 3. its the best one. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Someone I haven't talked to since 2009 just asked for a picture of my uvula.
monkmith 03/21/20 3:06:21 PM #11	mistype, they meant vulva... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
Topic	Im about to go nuclear on these fucking flies
monkmith 02/26/20 11:30:51 PM #12	get a dish pour some apple cider vinegar in it put a drop of dish soap in it --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
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