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| Topic | my best friend watches porn for their plot |
| mattnd2007 08/01/18 11:24:33 PM #2 | Are you sure he isn't a serial killer --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | How many days do you have to go without fapping before you remember what arousal |
| mattnd2007 07/30/18 12:34:56 AM #2 | Day or 2. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | the fuck's going on with imgur? |
| mattnd2007 07/29/18 8:46:42 PM #21 | Bio1590 posted... mattnd2007 posted...https://imgur.com/gallery/gGdn6T8 Could always get a beej at least with them still on lol --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | the fuck's going on with imgur? |
| mattnd2007 07/29/18 8:26:17 PM #17 | https://imgur.com/gallery/gGdn6T8 Me likey --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | So my neighbor head-butted my dad in the face last night |
| mattnd2007 07/28/18 11:14:21 PM #18 | My dad is diabetic and has arthritis. Especially arthritic in his hands. He only has about 4 properly functioning fingers between both. He's also 62. I'm a skinny nerd that works in a lab. R word works out in the oilfield. it wasn't going to fucking go well. Long game is at play here. Violence is fucking stupid and solves nothing. I'm going to fuck with his life. We're going to work on him getting evicted. We're getting CPS in there so he loses access to his kids. We're going to convince his girlfriend to leave him, we're pretty sure he's abusive. This isn't just my family. The whole neighborhood is sick of his shit. But whatever. Clearly I should have just "been a man" and fought him and probably got my ass handed to me. Fuck you guys. I thought maybe y'all would be a bit understanding --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | So my neighbor head-butted my dad in the face last night |
| mattnd2007 07/28/18 10:19:45 PM #11 | kingdrake2 posted... he won't be in jail for very long. within a year he will be back to pulling the same BS there's no hope in people turning over a new leaf. No. He's a worthless piece of shit. Irredeemable. We're worried about his girlfriend and kids. Mom is going to call CPS for a wellness check on the kids. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | So my neighbor head-butted my dad in the face last night |
| mattnd2007 07/28/18 9:43:22 PM #9 | Long story short neighbor is a drunk asshole that likes to shoot off fireworks at 2 am. Fireworks aren't legal at all in city limits, and certainly not at 2 am. Woke me up. Went out and yelled at him. He blames his neighbor "Mike". Mike does not exist. It's him. Everyone in the neighborhood knows its him. He tells me to get off his property, which I wasn't inthefirst place. I was yelling at him over the fence standing on the property line. He comes out to the front yard and goes what's your name? He wants to know because I'd written him a letter saying in a very polite way he needs to stop lighting fireworks off every night. And to stop trespassing. Hed lit fireworks off in our yard and our neighbor's backyard. He tells me to stay off his property. I'm in the middle of the street. I say I am, you fucking R word. He goes oh I'm a fucking r word? Charges me and shoves me. Mom and dad come out. Dad tells me to back off. Dad confronts him standing on sidewalk of Dylan's house, which Dylan somehow thinks is his property. Tells dad to get off his property. Dad says he is. He shoves dad back. Then headbutts dad in the face. We call cops. He will get indicted soon. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | So my neighbor head-butted my dad in the face last night |
| mattnd2007 07/28/18 7:59:25 PM #1 | Expecting him to get charged with misdemeanor assault on Monday when the DA has a chance to review it. Fucking psycho. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Lauren Southern is prevented from going into "no-go zone" in Australia |
| mattnd2007 07/28/18 12:14:06 AM #32 | My buddy experienced those no go zones first hand with his wife and their friends in Europe. But nope, he's clearly lying because people on the internet says its all fear mongering. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Ribombee is legit af in Sun and Moon |
| mattnd2007 07/25/18 6:31:16 PM #17 | kuwab0 posted... Wishiwashi is like a Pokmon Nuke Best gen 7 mon --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | California: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw |
| mattnd2007 07/25/18 4:41:05 PM #57 | I'm an environmentalist. I think we need to be good stewards of the earth. But that is fucking absurd. It should be information based. Not punitive based. Or hell incentivize it. Don't use straws and your business gets some minor tax incentive or something. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Ribombee is legit af in Sun and Moon |
| mattnd2007 07/25/18 4:18:05 PM #4 | Tappor posted... Golisopod > Oh that one was cool too. Sun/ moon had some good bug types --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Ribombee is legit af in Sun and Moon |
| mattnd2007 07/25/18 4:16:03 PM #2 | Yeah I used it in my game. Good bug --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Can you seriously get away with throwing out your jury summons? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 5:05:58 AM #4 | Ya don't do that. Will bite them in the ass eventually --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | huge wildfire in greece, +50 dead, hundreds trapped, one arrest |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 5:05:24 AM #5 | Dang --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I worked as a Bull AMA |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 5:04:42 AM #14 | Lol. Welcome. Do you make him cleanup? --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | people say PS2/XBOX/Gamecube era was the best for gaming |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:55:17 AM #13 | SNES --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Favorite bone? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:49:27 AM #10 | My "bone" in ur mum --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I like to write obscene things with my tongue when eating girls out |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:48:54 AM #3 | Dats hot --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | what one negative quality do people say you are irl? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:47:51 AM #41 | UnholyMudcrab posted... Parappa09 posted...UnholyMudcrab posted...I often talk too quietly to be heard clearly I had a co-worker like that. Always had to ask him to repeat himself. Real nice dude. Never got annoyed. He knew he didn't talk loud enough. But couldn't seem to do anything to improve. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | I'm feeling super |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:45:34 AM #4 | Mania was amazing. They nailed it. Can't wait to see what they'll have for the sequel. Some people have said what can they even do for a sequel? I'm like bitch all they gotta do is more of the same. The same inventive level designs. If the wheel ain't broke don't fix it. Game doesn't have to be revolutionary to be good --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Fellow 30+ year old gamers, let us discuss gaming at our age. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:42:20 AM #10 | Oh and I'm back into Pokemon go hardcore. I play almost every day. But I suppose that isn't too bad since it does get me some exercise. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Drinking Glen Moray whisky and 7up |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:40:51 AM #9 | pres_madagascar posted... mattnd2007 posted...pres_madagascar posted...mattnd2007 posted...pres_madagascar posted...I prefer Jack and coke myself. I'm a man of simple taste. That makes sense I suppose. It was one of my friend's favorites. She'd just take swigs out the bottle. We don't hang anymore. Wonder if she's still down with the SoCo. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Fellow 30+ year old gamers, let us discuss gaming at our age. |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:39:10 AM #6 | I'm 29.5 lol. I love my switch. Have like 6 games in line to be played on it. Then Pokemon will be added to the list in November, and will also be put as top priority because Pokemon is one of my crack games. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Drinking Glen Moray whisky and 7up |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:36:20 AM #6 | pres_madagascar posted... mattnd2007 posted...pres_madagascar posted...I prefer Jack and coke myself. I'm a man of simple taste. Oh God. I can't do SoCo. Something about it is just too nasty to me. Too sweet maybe? Not sure. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Drinking Glen Moray whisky and 7up |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:31:55 AM #4 | pres_madagascar posted... I prefer Jack and coke myself. I'm a man of simple taste. This stuff is actually only like 20 bucks at Walmart. I actually prefer coke with my whiskey too, but I don't want caffeine this late. So 7up is a suitable substitute. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Do kids in Europe draw dicks differently? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:30:49 AM #12 | Raikuro posted... cut and uncut both look the same when erect. Exactly. So unless they're drawing flaccid ding dongs for some reason they'd look the same --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Drinking Glen Moray whisky and 7up |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:29:20 AM #2 | Oh and pickles. The pickle back is legit if you've never tried it. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | Drinking Glen Moray whisky and 7up |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:28:26 AM #1 | Pretty good as long as you keep it kinda weak. 1st one was way too strong and was nasty. drank it anyway, but didn't enjoy it. Can't be wasting now can we boys? Oof kinda drunk. But I suppose I might as well enjoy the last night where I don't have to work for 2 weeks straight --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | how do i sleep with straight men |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:24:04 AM #42 | Just gotta be like andy sambergs character in the movie I love you man. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | what one negative quality do people say you are irl? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:19:20 AM #36 | Kineth posted... mattnd2007 posted...Kineth posted...mattnd2007 posted...Know it all. It's something I'm always trying to improve on. I don't like that I come off that way. Makes people not like me. It's just speech patterns of mine I guess. This is really solid advice. I think phrasing, body language, and tone are extremely important. I'm a little blunt sometimes. Don't try to be. And what comes out is much less blunt than what was in my mind of course. But yeah I will definitely try to work on my message sounding more like I really am just trying to help --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | ''hm this guy is signalling to get into my lane... BETTER SPEED UP'' |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:04:59 AM #8 | There's a road in town where the right lane terminates after a fairly short distance. People use it incorrectly to get a few cars ahead. The people in the left lane don't like this. They'll speed up so the right lane can't get in and have to merge behind. Seen so many near accidents right there. I still think the right laners are being stupid, but I just let them in. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | what one negative quality do people say you are irl? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 4:01:37 AM #31 | Kineth posted... mattnd2007 posted...Know it all. It's something I'm always trying to improve on. I don't like that I come off that way. Makes people not like me. It's just speech patterns of mine I guess. Yeah. Pretty much. I'm actually a pretty nice guy. People that actually get to know me will tell you that. But people that don't give me a chance tend to think I'm a know-it-all asshole. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | what one negative quality do people say you are irl? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 3:57:22 AM #27 | Know it all. It's something I'm always trying to improve on. I don't like that I come off that way. Makes people not like me. It's just speech patterns of mine I guess. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 1:41:45 AM #13 | Like I have that "be an asshole" impulse sometimes. But I don't listen to it because it doesn't make sense to me. It does not make sense to be an asshole. Find a way to entertain yourself without bothering others. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 1:39:26 AM #12 | glitteringfairy posted... Because some people think it's funny. Pretty much that simple. Been in a car with people like this. There was no pre mediated conversation about it. Dude decides to spontaneously stick his head out the window and scream at someone, laugh about it for a second and moves on. Like your not so special that someone has planned to target you Oh I know. I wasn't trying to suggest I was. It's just fucking stupid and irritating --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 1:26:38 AM #9 | umax555 posted... Only happened to me once or twice. A bunch of frat bros drove by and yelled "p****" either at me or the other random stranger next to me (who was in his 40s or 50s). Other dude immediately flipped them off. It's always dude Bros or rednecks. Basically similar profile to bullies. That's what I've experienced anyway. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 1:09:06 AM #7 | Like is it an instinctual thing? That fear of "the other?" I remember learning about that. Some researchers think that might be where bullying comes from. Some kind of instinct in the person says this person doesn't belong to the tribe. They must be picked on to remove them from the tribe. Something like that. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 12:55:45 AM #4 | MI4 REAL posted... Did you hear about the time the term "jaywalking" was used to demonize pedestrians in the 1930s to avoid a ban on automobiles? Dang really? Did not know that --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
| Topic | What's the deal with drivers yelling insults at people who are walking? |
| mattnd2007 07/24/18 12:53:13 AM #1 | Happens all the time to me. Just happened now as I'm out taking a walk. An exemplary member of society drives by in a shitty jacked up pickup and yells the not very nice f word that is derogatory towards homosexuals. Like why though? I don't get it. Has happened randomly to me my whole life since like middle school. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie |
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