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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/04/18 9:44:00 AM
#26
the people I want to know, know

im sorry you aren't a person anyone likes enough to be welcomed into a group of friends
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no, i don't need no help
i can sabotage me by myself
TopicHow many of you are paid to comment on here?
helIy
07/04/18 9:33:50 AM
#2
i am paid very handsomely
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/04/18 9:27:52 AM
#22
no

it was to let everyone know that i was freaking out
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TopicI liked Fallout 3 (for the looting, same with Skryim), but not Fallout NV
helIy
07/04/18 9:25:21 AM
#75
cazadors aren't shit, tf is this

they're easy as hell to kill
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no, i don't need no help
i can sabotage me by myself
TopicI am not the foot guy
helIy
07/04/18 9:21:40 AM
#4
yes you do
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/04/18 9:19:50 AM
#20
if I wanted to post it here I would have just posted it here

i didn't because none of you need to know

it's not a "lol my nuts are so huge lmao" situation
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/04/18 8:49:35 AM
#18
i don't have liver disease
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/04/18 5:04:29 AM
#76
still waiting

i thought he said it would have been really short and easy to explain
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Topictomorrow is Captain America's 100th birthday
helIy
07/04/18 3:34:34 AM
#5
i didn't know about secret empire thanks for spoiling it for me
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TopicWoman badly injured in subway begs people not to call ambulance
helIy
07/04/18 3:07:05 AM
#28
what if both their arms are bent so they can't sign the refusal
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TopicI JUST FOUND OUT THERES A POKEMON CHARACTER WHO HAS MY NAME AND lTS A DUDE WTF
helIy
07/04/18 1:40:37 AM
#2
who tf are you

this is a really poor bait topic
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TopicThis 21 y/o Stabbed a Girl's PARENTS because she had called him UGLY!! Is He???
helIy
07/04/18 1:37:08 AM
#2
he looks like a giant dinosaur egg in a comically small nest
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TopicJust sent my first ever sext
helIy
07/04/18 1:35:47 AM
#5
*feels ur bulge* OwO;;; what's this?
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TopicWoman badly injured in subway begs people not to call ambulance
helIy
07/04/18 1:32:21 AM
#20
Far-Queue posted...
LinkPizza posted...
McSame_as_Bush posted...
This was like two years ago. It was dark and I was taking my dog for a walk. Some guy was riding his bike on the sidewalk, which is a no-no but anyways... some stupid kid had left his little bike in the middle of the sidewalk, and this guy plowed into it at full speed and just went flying. He was wincing in pain, could barely walk, had blood dripping of his face and was slurring his words. He told me not to call 911 and that he was just going to walk it off.

What the fuck. I called once I was out of earshot.

But what if he couldn't pay? I guess they can't really force him in the ambulance...

I once got hit by a car while riding my bike. Messed me up pretty good but I was ambulatory. Bike was trashed, but I was prepared to carry it home. Someone must've called 911 because they showed up a moment later. I was able to refuse going to the hospital, but the medics did check me out before I left. They never caught the guy that hit me.

i was hit by a car crossing the street once and I could move. still took that ambulance ride tho.

after the shock and adrenaline wore off I could just not move
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Topicpro-tip: don't buy your boneless pork chops - get a pork roast cut instead
helIy
07/04/18 1:29:20 AM
#15
8 dollars for a pound of pork is indeed very expensive
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TopicI got pea milk
helIy
07/04/18 1:28:28 AM
#27
mmm

chicken fingies
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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/04/18 1:26:35 AM
#39
how dare i collect something in a video game thats entire purpose is to be collected and leads to a reward when the collection is complete

pal.
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TopicI can't believe you banned my girlfriend, who is asd, because shes strong
helIy
07/04/18 1:23:12 AM
#39
wow

what a plot twist

retrox is the foot guy
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TopicI'm 27 and I still don't know how to properly roll a burrito.
helIy
07/04/18 1:20:00 AM
#9
just dump that shit in a bowl
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 7:38:35 PM
#74
he never pmed me either

what a surprise
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TopicI finally beat Pillars of Eternity
helIy
07/03/18 6:43:56 PM
#6
the 2nd one is out
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/03/18 5:22:25 PM
#14
Smarkil posted...
is it ur nuts?

it is unrelated to what I was in here for a week ago
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/03/18 4:30:29 PM
#9
the answer to your question is in discord
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/03/18 3:48:00 PM
#5
Sarcasthma posted...
More ball stuff?

no

Yellow posted...
Shit, I'm sorry.

Hope it's not bad.

i would consider it the worst
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TopicI'm freaking out right now
helIy
07/03/18 6:29:27 AM
#1
probably going to be going to the emergency room again
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TopicI hear The Emoji Movie syncs perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon
helIy
07/03/18 3:53:04 AM
#5
Michael Bay?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099364/

it was d.j Webster pal
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TopicDaaaamn, someone confessed to being involved in Tupac murder
helIy
07/03/18 3:48:57 AM
#9
thanks Donald
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 3:43:48 AM
#72
The_tall_midget posted...
helIy posted...
nah

you've pretty much reacted exactly how i expected you to react and that's awesome


Sure you did. Listen, you first said "YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT I DID THAR."

To which I replied: "Yes. You just apparently can't detect obvious sarcasm."

Then you do a 180 and claim that you guessed everything correctly.

Please, spare us. We all know you didn't guess shit correctly. It is quite apparent you're not the sharpest knife in drawer. So stop acting like you are.

Once again. All adjl has to do is ask, and I'll prove that your idiotic initial assumption was wrong all along. Which would also prove you can't foresee anything worth shit.

you really didn't get what i did there though. you think you did, sure, but you actually did not.

again, you reacted how i expected you to react, which is honestly pretty great because it means you are the kind of person i think you are

how many trilbys do you own

adj is likely gone for tonight, which means i get to act as his proxy.

pm me my dude
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:36:10 AM
#66
The_tall_midget posted...
helIy posted...
okay cool so you don't even get what i did there

nice, that makes it more fun


I do. You're just too dense to smell the sarcasm. Pretty much proving my point.


nah

you've pretty much reacted exactly how i expected you to react and that's awesome
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:34:17 AM
#63
okay cool so you don't even get what i did there

nice, that makes it more fun
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:26:37 AM
#61
yeah so okay you are that type of person thank you for confirming
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TopicI hear The Emoji Movie syncs perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon
helIy
07/03/18 1:24:58 AM
#2
i heard dark side of the moon syncs perfectly with dark side of the moon
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:23:17 AM
#59
https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/87/22/c5d734285f54a14575f6dfb7215730a6.jpg

is this you
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:17:22 AM
#57
you are trying way too hard and it's really cringy.
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/03/18 1:13:45 AM
#54
The_tall_midget posted...
The truth is that the explanation would be very quick and easy to give. But as you've seen, I tend to drive social justice warriors quite insane.


"I could totally tell you and it'd be super super easy, but this thing that won't happen might happen so I won't"

dude ffs do you know how see through you're being right now

it's obvious to everyone you're doing nothing but talking out of your ass

i expect adj will tell you to pm him, and I fully expect another dumbass excuse about why you won't do it
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TopicI liked Fallout 3 (for the looting, same with Skryim), but not Fallout NV
helIy
07/03/18 1:03:25 AM
#58
3 has more finesse than nv by a mile

it was rushed to come out, and it suffered greatly for that

nv is not a better game than 3 in a single way
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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/03/18 1:01:59 AM
#35
i cant find any more pictures and there's like 17 left

where are they hiding
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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/03/18 1:00:56 AM
#34
what are you talking about
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TopicI liked Fallout 3 (for the looting, same with Skryim), but not Fallout NV
helIy
07/02/18 10:29:58 PM
#51
ive stopped listening to games

just read the subtitles whatever
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TopicI got pea milk
helIy
07/02/18 10:27:10 PM
#11
would you drink cat milk
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TopicDoes anyone actually read my posts anymore or has everyone finally ignored me?
helIy
07/02/18 10:26:27 PM
#14
you're kind of an ass dude
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TopicI got pea milk
helIy
07/02/18 10:21:59 PM
#8
For Bolthouse Farms Plant Protein Milk, the process begins with harvesting yellow peas and milling them into flour. That flour is processed, separating the pea protein from the fiber and starch. The pea protein is further purified and blended together with water and other ingredients, including sunflower oil and sea salt, as well as vitamins like B12.

how tf do you turn peas into something you could call flour
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TopicI liked Fallout 3 (for the looting, same with Skryim), but not Fallout NV
helIy
07/02/18 10:14:09 PM
#49
helIy posted...
sahagalaguin is right you know

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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/02/18 10:10:19 PM
#32
probably because that is an impossible thing to do
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TopicI got pea milk
helIy
07/02/18 10:09:42 PM
#2
why
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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/02/18 10:07:24 PM
#30
yeah not really offended either
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TopicI've been playing South Park butthole and these ecchi drawings of Craig
helIy
07/02/18 9:33:31 PM
#28
oh no i wanted to start a discussion how triggered of me
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TopicI hate that "fake news" became a serious thing people say.
helIy
07/02/18 8:15:33 PM
#23
argonautweakend posted...
actual fake news: news article said my friend(who you guys might remember me mentioning is in legal trouble) said he admitted to doing the crime, which he hasn't. was in a local news article.

not fake news: facts that i dont like.

you are fake news
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TopicI think I'm gonna get a couple tattoos and my nose pierced today.
helIy
07/02/18 8:13:39 PM
#57
you should attach a chain from your nose to your ear
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TopicA woman asked me if I wanted to fuck last night.
helIy
07/02/18 8:11:14 PM
#48
The_tall_midget posted...
adjl posted...
The_tall_midget posted...
Idiotic feminists are indeed one of the causes why there are incels.


Elaborate.


I've already been crucified for DARING to even alliege that crazy feminists is one of the cause of incels (male incels in this case). Do you think I am crazy enough to elaborate on a message board with people like Chewster?

He would get a brain aneurysm within the first paragraph.

oh do it, we'd finally be able to get rid of him then
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