Lurker > elysdeon

Trump endlessly calls the media fake news because they print negative things about him that are (mostly) accurate. If they say nice things about him he sings their praises to the sky (see: Fox News, pro-trump right wing pundits and political figures). Even organizations he normally criticizes like the New York Times or the Washington Post he will compliment if they print a positive story about him
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

It's not sexual harassment if you like it. That sounds crass but it's true.

There's also a guy at my work that pretty regularly sexual harrasses me, but he's pretty good looking (I'm a mostly straight guy) so I just kind of go with it because it's validating.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Dude I was a NEET for like 6 years or so, and let me tell you it sucks ass. I've been working the last few years and I've never been happier
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I'm totally in love with a 19 year old coworker of mine, and I'm 27. She's very flirtatious and definitely likes me too but she doesn't want a relationship with me unfortunately. People give me a lot of shit for it but who cares? She's fucking amazing
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

This is like a female version of a deeply misogynistic man
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I was a NEET for like 6 years, but I'm not anymore. Life is wayyy better now
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

A boob squish hug from a hot girl feels amazing and therefore probably is not kosher
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

My life took a major turn for the better right around the time Trump started running for office.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Love. It would only need to work for one person I have in mind...
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

The dossier was not public knowledge until well after the election, by the way.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Hillary won the popular vote; more people voted for her than Donald.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

27, and yes. There's a hot as fuck 18 (well 19 now) year old I work with that I would do anything to bang
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I work in a restaurant so yeah I'm actually working like 95% of the time
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

So what if Puerto Rico is an island? It's pretty damn close to the continental US and we have plenty of boats. Such a bullshit excuse
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

I was a NEET for like 6 years, it really sucks ass. I actually finally have a life and it's amazing
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

So the 17 year old is gone... but now there's a new, older girl at work. She's 18! Much older and more mature!

We've been texting constantly the last few days and she actually asked me out on a date. She's quite a bit different than the last one; hispanic, short, introverted. She's not quite as pretty as the last one but is definitely not bad looking. So we'll see how that goes!
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

So she's leaving to go back to Arizona

Fuck my lifeeeeeeeeeeee
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

So I actually have a real update.

Worked with her today, she was really happy to see me and had a fantastic shift together. Then she invites me to go to this coffee place after work. What I didn't realize until I started driving was that the place was like, 30 miles away lol. It was such a long drive we talked for almost an hour and half. Fun conversation too, I could tell that she was genuinely enjoying being with me. When I went to drop her off I suggested we should hang out sometime outside of work and she had a very positive reaction, saying that she's free all next week.

So maybe it's actually happening? She's actually pretty hot; I'm out of my depth here. It's also possible it's a friendzoning, but it's too early to say
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

She has a catchphrase she likes to use, "I'm dead!" (imagine saying it in a ditzy, stereotypically blonde way). She says it when she finds something cute, or funny, or for lots of various things. It's pretty adorable
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

We worked together on last Saturday, that was pretty nice. Very flirty and lots of touching, as usual. She's said to me a few times that I'm her favorite coworker. We work together both saturday and sunday... excited about that

She's a total airhead though, it's actually pretty funny. But she's really great to talk to and hot so it's actually endearing instead of annoying (most of the time)
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Some updates:

I've actually had a much longer and deeper crush on a good friend of mine (who, hilariously enough is actually seven years older than me), who I finally told my feelings to yesterday. She said no, but let me down very gently. This sucked but not as bad as I thought. Luckily I had work today with the 17 year old to take my mind off of it....

It was a lot of fun, we worked together for about 5 hours with a lot of very flirty moments. She's as physical as ever too, even a bit moreso. God she's hot...

yeah but she was acting thirsty af towards him lol. Most guys in that same situation would get on here and be like "I think she likes me... should I do it, CE?" It's not every day you get a young hottie seemingly throwing herself at you.

Exactly!
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Shadow327 posted...

If she was my daughter Id beat the shit out of you

Internet tough guy alert
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

After being around her longer I'm starting to realize that she's a massive, shameless flirt. So while on the surface she's still displaying all the classic flirting signs that doesn't necessarily mean that she's genuinely into me.

So I don't know guys it could go either way
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Working with her again tonight... I'm a bit excited lol
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Update: I was working with her today, lots more flirting/touching/etc. She invited me to go get a milkshake downtown with her after work so naturally I agreed. Things didn't really escalate but we both had a great time. She was laughing at pretty much everything I said, and I think it's pretty obvious that she's into me now. I dropped her off at her house after and said we should do it again sometime and she enthusiastically agreed. She's a pretty cool person actually, and very pretty!

She's very touchy feely with me, I started trying to keep a rough count of how many times she would touch me but lost count, over the course of the 8 hours or so she was with me it was probably upwards of 30-40 times. For now I think I'm just gonna play it cool and see how things go, she's pretty forward and has been the one escalating the relationship between us the whole time so I don't see any reason to rock the boat, plus I feel weird trying to put the moves on her with the age difference; I feel less creepy about it if she's the one coming on to me, lol.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Briefly popped in today because I forgot my coat, she was there. She said that she was super excited for a second because she thought I was coming in there for work.

This girl's gonna get me in trouble, one way or the other
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Returning_CEmen posted...

MrResetti posted...

she was born in 1999 dude.
She doesn't even remember when Smooth by Santana ft Rob Thomas of Matchbox 20 was a hit.

This fucking song came on the radio yesterday and I laughed because I remembered this post.

The songs not even that great
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

Was working with her for an hour yesterday, she gave me a big hug when she saw me and then later on asked me if she wanted to smoke weed together sometime. Is this happening? Lol.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

eightoneseven posted...

elysdeon posted...

YUNASBFGIR posted...

Are you in a position of power at your job? Is she doing this out in the open in front of people?

No we're in the same position. And yes she does lol

retail?

Ya
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

YUNASBFGIR posted...

Are you in a position of power at your job? Is she doing this out in the open in front of people?

No we're in the same position. And yes she does lol
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

The thing is that I'm actually far more interested in another woman, this is just a side thing. She's 33.... Why can't I find a woman my own age XD
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark

She's relatively new, and we interact with each other a lot. We flirt a lot with each other, and she's actually pretty physical with me, touching me quite a lot. You know things like often being closer to me than necessary, arm stroking, chest stroking, playful shoves, things like that. To the point to where I would find it annoying if I wasn't attracted to her.

17 is a bit young for 26 though isn't it? I mean it's a bit weird. And then there's the whole age of consent laws and all that.... lol
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark